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56 Screenshots Of Men Being So Delusional It's Almost Impressive
Funny,FailsJUL 24, 2026

56 Screenshots Of Men Being So Delusional It's Almost Impressive

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The guys are not okay. And the Facebook group 'Men are so confused about their current market value' has made it its mission to call out their inflated egos and unrealistic expectations.
"We are a private group focused on feminism generally, and specifically offering women a place to vent about men," the admins of the group write, adding that the community is "unapologetically progressive."
For this list, we gathered some of the funniest, saddest, and most infuriating posts we found on the group. Hopefully, they'll remind you that if you've ever been taken aback by an "alpha's" attitude, it's not just a you problem. They can be so out of touch.

#21 Well Ain’t You A Treat 🙄

A social media post with a comment from a man demonstrating funny examples of thinking highly of himself.
23points

#22 Yall Gotta Stop

A funny example of a man complaining about women wanting to link up with him during their period.
23points

#23 Women Are Not Objects. One Of My Fb Friends. Wonder Why He's Single?

A funny example comparing being single at 37 to a Black Friday sale, with limited options.
23points

#24 Pretty Sure The Shortage Is Of Emotionally Intelligent Men Who Aren’t Just Looking For A Mommy Bang Maid But Ok

A quote from Artimist DntPlay, a funny example of a guy who thinks highly of himself, stating winners attract, not chase.
23points

#25 I Just Hate When I Find This Stuff In The Wild

A news article and tweet, a funny example of a guy thinking highly of himself, comparing women's intelligence to dolphins.
23points

#26 Bruh What?

A text conversation with a guy who thinks highly of himself, a funny example of arrogance in dating.
21points

#27 Asmongold Has Given Video Game Developers A Harsh Rule For Designing Female Characters 💀

A meme with a blonde female character and a male streamer, illustrating funny examples of men thinking highly of themselves.
20points

#28 Can I Kiss You

A screenshot of a funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, asking to kiss a woman with a fiance.
20points

#29 Ya Ok Buddy

A dating profile of a guy named Jason, 31, with a photo of him and a caption saying no singles mothers no fat chicks, a funny example.
20points

#30 I Mean, I Know This Would Happen If Stuff Hit The Fan. Because Men…

A social media post about survival strategies, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.
20points

#31 Ask A Feminist To Describe An Ideal Man

A tweet describing ideal men and women, with text that shows funny examples of guys who think highly of themselves.
19points

#32 Aitah For No Longer Walking My Friend Home To Her Dorm After She Rejected Me?

A funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, ceasing to walk a friend home after being rejected.
19points

#33 This Left Me Speechless When I Saw This... Thought It Belonged Here?

A dating profile with text about a guy who thinks highly of himself, a funny example of inflated self-esteem.
18points

#34 Just Came Across This And "No, Dude"

Funny examples of guys who think too highly of themselves, like this 60-year-old dating app user.
18points

#35 Alright Ladies And I Guess Gentleman...form An Orderly Line ✋️

A dating profile with an image of a man and a bio highlighting funny examples of self-importance.
17points

#36 Ok I Finally Have One

A series of text messages, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.
16points

#37 Too Much To Ask

Funny example of a Male Doctrine tweet about men and women's demands, demonstrating a guy who thinks too highly of himself.
15points

#38 I'm Looking For Someone Who

Funny examples of guys who think too highly of themselves, shown by self-important dating profile requests.
15points

#39 Not Looking For Hook Up I Ain't Ur Guy

Funny examples of guys thinking highly of themselves, including this man seeking a 'Jesus Christ-Future Christian Wife-Children'.
15points

#40 You Are Only The Oven

A funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, sending misogynistic text messages about reproduction.
15points
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