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56 Screenshots Of Men Being So Delusional It's Almost Impressive
Funny,FailsJUL 24, 2026

56 Screenshots Of Men Being So Delusional It's Almost Impressive

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The guys are not okay. And the Facebook group 'Men are so confused about their current market value' has made it its mission to call out their inflated egos and unrealistic expectations.
"We are a private group focused on feminism generally, and specifically offering women a place to vent about men," the admins of the group write, adding that the community is "unapologetically progressive."
For this list, we gathered some of the funniest, saddest, and most infuriating posts we found on the group. Hopefully, they'll remind you that if you've ever been taken aback by an "alpha's" attitude, it's not just a you problem. They can be so out of touch.

#41 This One Is A Real Piece Of Work

A social media post with a funny example of a guy thinking highly of himself, comparing dating an 18-19 year old to fresh water.
15points

#42 Women In Male Fields…

A social media post where a guy thinks feminism leads to women becoming prostitutes, an example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.
15points

#43 "You Women"

A dating profile with funny examples of a guy who thinks highly of himself, detailing his preferences and a long bio.
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13points

#44 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

A phone screenshot showing a text message from a man making highly flattering and funny examples of comments.
12points

#45 Not Him Dragging Down His Church's Birth Rate 😩

Two social media comments, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.
12points

#46 Dating

Funny example of a post by Chris Mcking about dating advice for women, illustrating a guy who thinks too highly of himself.
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10points

#47 Maga

A man wearing sunglasses in a suit, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.
10points

#48 I Knows 🤮

A dating app profile with a man and a message containing funny examples of a guy with an inflated ego.
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9points

#49 Someone Hasn't Heard About What Women Did In And After Ww2 Apparently

Funny examples of a guy who thinks highly of himself, writing about Women's Suffrage and men's contributions.
9points

#50 High Value

A funny example of a man's Bumble profile where he thinks highly of himself, describing his value.
8points

#51 What A Prince!

A dating profile of a 35-year-old man, John, with a long, self-important bio describing his ideal woman, a funny example of guys.
8points

#52 I Can't Wait To Meet My Wife

A long dating profile about Evan, providing funny examples of a guy who thinks too highly of himself and his ideal partner.
8points

#53 Talked To This Guy For 3-4 Weeks

A series of text messages showcasing funny examples of a guy thinking too highly of himself.
7points

#54 The Question Was Enough But The Response Was The Icing On The Cake

A social media post with a question about things women do, but men doing it is creepy, a funny example.
7points

#55 Woomber

Funny example of a Barren Wooomber woman, highlighting the traits of a woman who thinks too highly of herself.
6points

#56 Firstly. No Cops. Secondly No Feds. Must Hate Leos

Funny examples of guys who think too highly of themselves, such as this man with a long beard and demanding profile.
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2points
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