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56 Screenshots Of Men Being So Delusional It's Almost Impressive
Funny,FailsJUL 24, 2026

56 Screenshots Of Men Being So Delusional It's Almost Impressive

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The guys are not okay. And the Facebook group 'Men are so confused about their current market value' has made it its mission to call out their inflated egos and unrealistic expectations.
"We are a private group focused on feminism generally, and specifically offering women a place to vent about men," the admins of the group write, adding that the community is "unapologetically progressive."
For this list, we gathered some of the funniest, saddest, and most infuriating posts we found on the group. Hopefully, they'll remind you that if you've ever been taken aback by an "alpha's" attitude, it's not just a you problem. They can be so out of touch.

#1 Confession

A Twitter thread featuring two men's differing views on marriage, showing funny examples of self-importance.
212points

#2 Felt Like This Belonged Here LOL

A social media post listing preferences for men, followed by a comment, a funny example of guys thinking highly of themselves.
195points

#3 Talking To Red Pill Be Like

An image of a man with lightning hands and frogs, with text about him inventing a fictional scenario, one of the funny examples of guys.
88points

#4 ...

A man in a doctor's uniform asks why women redirect love from husbands to children, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.
76points

#5 Found On Threads

A phone screen showing a text message with funny examples of a guy who thinks highly of himself.
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71points

#6 🙄🙄🙄

Funny example of a Male Doctrine tweet about men and younger women, depicting a guy who thinks too highly of himself.
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54points

#7 Just Found This Gem

A lengthy, inappropriate text message from a guy, demonstrating a funny example of someone thinking highly of themselves.
53points

#8 Just Checking

A dating app profile with a man's bio, providing funny examples of inflated self-esteem.
47points

#9 Jesus Christ

A social media post detailing a brother's needs, a funny example of guys thinking too highly of themselves.
46points

#10 What "Nice Guys" Are Like

A dating profile describing a man with funny examples of a highly inflated sense of self.
45points

#11 Hurry While Supplies Last! 😂

A funny example of a man requesting a ride or die girlfriend to support his streaming career.
40points

#12 I Am Fed Up

A rant from a guy who thinks highly of himself, showcasing funny examples of his entitlement and anger.
39points

#13 I Got One

A funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, making assumptions about a woman's age via text.
37points

#14 On Behalf On All Men

A split image shows three outfits with visible underwear lines, a funny example of guys thinking highly of themselves.
34points

#15 Found In The Wild Today, How Lovely 🙄

A dating profile of a guy with extremely high standards, classifying women as delusional, destructive, or dumb, a funny example of guys.
33points

#16 🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

A chart of male personalities, used as a funny example of how some guys think highly of themselves, ranking traits.
30points

#17 This Should Be Fake. But It Isn't

A screenshot showing a funny example of a guy thinking too highly of himself, asking for advice while his GF undergoes chemo.
27points

#18 Found One In The Wild! I Wish I Couldn't Believe This Has 2.3k Likes

A social media post with text about funny examples of guys thinking highly of themselves. The post discusses a mechanic vs. a car.
26points

#19 Bear, Please

Funny example of a woman kneeling before a man, showing a guy who thinks too highly of himself.
25points

#20 They Gotta Say 22–29 Because The Women Have To Be A Bit Older Than Legal

A funny example of a man with high expectations for a younger partner, preferring to wait.
24points
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