Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you’ve been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood of impressing the person you’ve been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor.
Math memes and jokes might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But hey, some math pickup lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I’d definitely invite you to a party.
Although we’re all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal a little secret to you.
Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there’s a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!
#101
When you keep missing math class it starts to really add up.
unknown
Report5points
#102
Why was math class so long?
The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
unknown
Report5points
#103
How are a dollar and the moon alike?
They both have four quarters.
unknown
Report5points
#104
What's the most disgusting number?
288 — it's two gross.
unknown
Report5points
#105
What did the denominator get arrested for?
A minor infraction.
unknown
Report5points
#106
Why won't the student finish his coordinate geometry assignment after doing the rest of his math homework?
Because graphing is where he draws the line
unknown
Report5points
#107
What shape is an empty birdcage?
A Polly-gon.
unknown
Report5points
#108
Why did the mathematician insist on a wood-burning fireplace?
Because he preferred natural logs.
unknown
Report5points
#109
How did the trigonometry teachers settle their fight?
They let digons be digons.
unknown
Report5points
#110
Algebra teachers support change in the world... Because they love radicals.
unknown
Report5points
#111
Why don’t Germans teach algebra in school?
Nobody can understand the Bavariables!
unknown
Report5points
#112
Pirates love algebra. Because x marks the spot.
unknown
Report5points
#113
The English book asked the Math book why he was so sad?
“Because I have so many problems.”
unknown
Report5points
#114
What did the spelling book say to the math book?
“I know I can count on you!”
unknown
Report5points
#115
Why is math considered to be codependent?
It relies on others to solve its problems.
unknown
Report5points
#116
The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
unknown
Report5points
#117
What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
unknown
Report5points
#118
What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?
3.14.
unknown
Report5points
#119
What is the hardest shape to get out of?
Tell me.
The trap-azoid.
unknown
Report4points
#120
What’s the best way to get a math tutor?
An add.
unknown
Report4points
