Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you’ve been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood of impressing the person you’ve been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor.
Math memes and jokes might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But hey, some math pickup lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I’d definitely invite you to a party.
Although we’re all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal a little secret to you.
Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there’s a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!
#81
Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
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#82
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
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#83
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Moon pi.
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#84
What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?
Apple pi.
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#85
What is the official animal of Pi Day?
The pi-thon.
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#86
What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Pi in the sky.
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#87
What is 1.57?
Half a pie.
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#88
I was in this maritime history class and the professor revealed some very interesting facts. He said that of the sailors in the 22/7 percent of them were pi-rates!
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#89
I was very keen to know what my nephew was doing in the garden. He was looking at the sun and making calculations. Upon further inspection, I understood that he was trying to divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter to get an end result of a Pi in the sky!
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#90
After years and years of rumors, Pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to its auto-pi-ography!
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#91
Last weekend, Pi again got into a driving accident. He was going way over the acceptable speed limit and was not slowing down and soon got into a crash! The police had to revoke the driving license because Pi never knows when to stop!
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#92
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
Because it's two gross.
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#93
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.
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#94
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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#95
When algebra teachers retire, how do they cope with the aftermath?
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#96
Old mathematicians never die. They just disintegrate.
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#97
What did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
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#98
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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#99
It’s always a good idea to bring a mathematician camping. They come prepared with a pair of axis.
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#100
I don’t get the point of decimals. I’m more partial to fractions.
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