Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you’ve been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood of impressing the person you’ve been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor.
Math memes and jokes might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But hey, some math pickup lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I’d definitely invite you to a party.
Although we’re all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal a little secret to you.
Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there’s a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!
#121

Why is a hand never 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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#122
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but graphing is where I draw the line.
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#123
Researchers were astonished when they discovered something new in Alaska. They found out that the value of pi decreases every day over there. They later realized that everything shrinks in the cold!
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#124

I, once, went with a friend to buy some pie for Halloween. As I asked what the volume of the pumpkin pie was, my mathematician friend interjected by saying pi-r square! The baker looked shocked and said that pies aren't squares, they are round!
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