Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you’ve been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood of impressing the person you’ve been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor.
Math memes and jokes might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But hey, some math pickup lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I’d definitely invite you to a party.
Although we’re all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal a little secret to you.
Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there’s a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!
#61
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi!
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#62
There was a murder in the maths department. When the police and the other detectives couldn't solve this murder, they brought in a special investigator. His name was MAGNUM P.I.!
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#63
Which snakes are good at math?
Adders.
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#64
I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomials.
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#65
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his friend the dime?
Because it had more cents.
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#66
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It has 360 degrees.
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#67
What do you call the number seven and the number three who got married?
The odd couple.
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#68
Why don’t math majors throw house parties?
Because it’s dangerous to drink and derive.
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#69
Why don't broken calculators have friends?
Because you can't count on them.
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#70
Why is geometry harder for people who don't exercise?
Because they're out of shape.
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#71
What's the circumference of a jack-o-lantern divided by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
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#72
Why aren't there many jokes about angles over 90 degrees?
They're too obtuse.
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#73
Angles have a hard time getting a loan because they have no one to cosine.
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#74
Mathematicians are great dancers because they understand algo-rhythm.
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#75
Why are mathematicians great lumberjacks?
They know their way around the axes.
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#76
What do you feed baby parabolas?
Quadratic formula.
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#77
Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome. Because x was always 10.
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#78
What kind of algebra teachers are positive?
The ones with absolute values.
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#79
What do you call an Algebra teacher that does magic on the side?
A math-magician.
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#80
When the math topper couldn’t solve an algebra problem, it started derive-ing him mad.
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