Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you’ve been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood of impressing the person you’ve been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor.
Math memes and jokes might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But hey, some math pickup lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I’d definitely invite you to a party.
Although we’re all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal a little secret to you.
Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there’s a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!
#41
Why should you wear glasses during math class?
They say it improves division.
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#42
What did the student say about the equation she couldn’t solve?
“This is derive-ing me crazy!”
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#43
Why can’t you trust a math teacher?
They’re always calculating.
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#44
What do you call the guy who spent the summer at the beach?
A tan-gent.
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#45
Why do mathematicians like parks?
Because of all the natural logs.
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#46
Why was the fraction fretting about marrying a decimal?
Because she would have to convert.
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#47
What did the witch doctor say after lifting the curse?
Hexagon.
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#48
What do you call a number that moves all the time?
A Roamin' numeral.
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#49
Why did the police bring the number 13 in for questioning?
It was the prime suspect.
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#50
Which math tools are fans of agriculture?
Protractors.
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#51
I hate arguing with 90-degree angles; they're always right.
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#52
Why did the mathematician return his pie to the bakery?
They made it wrong — πr², not round!
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#53
Why wouldn't the triangle go on a second date with the circle?
It was pointless.
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#54
How did the detective figure out that the algebra teacher was a spy?
She was always plotting something.
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#55
The teacher frowned at my trigonometry test. It wasn't a good sine.
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#56
Someone deleted their algebra work. There was no real solution.
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#57
My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.
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#58
What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
Mothematics.
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#59
Old mathematicians never die. They just disintegrate
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#60
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.
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