Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you’ve been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood of impressing the person you’ve been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor.
Math memes and jokes might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But hey, some math pickup lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I’d definitely invite you to a party.
Although we’re all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal a little secret to you.
Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there’s a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!
#21
There was a reason why the other numbers stayed away from Pi. Once Pi starts to talk it will go on and on forever!
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#22
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra.
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#23
What math problems do German students have trouble answering?
Do you know what the square root of 81 is?
9! (nein)
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#24
What do you call a group of dudes who love math?
Alge-bros.
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#25
Do you know who invented algebra?
An x-pert.
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#26
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
They already eight.
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#27
Why are algebra's friends tired of talking to him?
Because he's always asking them to find his x. (We don't know y.)
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#28
Why did the plant in the square pot die?
Its root disappeared.
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#29
Who’s in charge of the school supplies?
The ruler.
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#30
Why does the quarter get in less trouble than the dime?
Because it has more cents.
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#31
Why don't people like movies about algebra?
They're too formulaic.
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#32
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school. But I reached my limit with Calculus.
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#33
Relationships are a lot like algebra.... You look at your X and wonder Y.
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#34
Just saw American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.
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#35
How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?
Approximately 3.14.
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#36
A mathematician once walked into a restaurant. The waitress went over to his table and asked him what he wanted. He replied, "1.57"! The waitress was very confused but it turns out that he wanted to have half of a pi!
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#37
My mother was making pumpkin pie as a way to celebrate Pi day! I strictly told her each and every member of the house should get no more than 3.14 slices!
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#38
Seeing everybody join social media, Pi was once inspired to join Twitter. However, it was majorly disappointed because a tweet only had 280 characters and that would never be enough to express itself!
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#39
How do you stay warm in an empty room?
Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
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#40
I don't get the point of decimals. I'm more partial to fractions.
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