Working as a plumber, one must, without a doubt, employ a healthy sense of humor. However else are they capable of dealing with spillage, sewage, waste, small spaces, and uncomfortable body positions while trying to fix a leak or unclog something that’s vitally important for your everyday life? It is most likely that the joviality of these cherished workers is what also inspires our admiration and, of course, a myriad of hilarious jokes about plumbers. So, ready to take a look at these cool jokes that we’ve rounded up?
Besides these funny jokes about plumbers, there are also plenty of jokes for plumbers. Even though they are already seemingly merry enough (you know that’s hyperbole, right? We’ve never had to deal with a plumber who’s amused in any way), these guys and girls do, too, need their dose of innocent entertainment. And, with their profession, you won’t be able to run far from jokes about plumbing, and that’s what they are mostly about.
So, make some room for these merry plumber jokes - they are where they should be, just below this text. Once you are there, give your vote for the best jokes and share this article (and your love) with your plumber friends!
#121
What rocks while it flushes?
Well, a rocking chair toilet, of course!
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#122
How did everyone know about the misfortunes of the plumber?
Well, the news had leaked out!
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#123
What is the simplest way to make a plumber smile?
You just get him some overtime pay!
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#124
Why are so many plumbers Australians?
This is because they love going down under!
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#125

What did the plumber tell his girlfriend while breaking up with them?
"I'm sorry, but it's over, Flo!"
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#126
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.
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#127
What’s the difference between a body builder and a plumber?
A plumber’s pipes always stay hard.
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#128
Why do plumbers wear green suspenders?
To keep their pants up. Why else?
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#129
Some plumbers wanted to have a sleepover, they held a slumber potty.
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#130

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?
Because they only use half pipes.
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#131
What do plumbers, Pizza Delivery guys and teachers all have in common?
Ron Jeremy.
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#132
A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business. A pair of boots that get sewage all over carpet by themselves!
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#133
How can you tell that plumbers are drug addicts?
They're always cracked out.
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#134
Why are plumbers bad a poker?
Because they think a flush beats a full house!
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#135

Which event in the DC Comic's universe was dedicated to plumbers?
It was the "Flush Point Paradox"!
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#136
Why was the inexperienced plumber in the washroom with a scissor?
Because he was told to cut off the water!
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#137
Why did the plumber always carry a few wrenches to work?
Because they were known to turn heads!
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#138
How can one tell the difference between a seamstress and a plumber?
We just need to ask them how to pronounce the word 'sewer'!
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#139
When the basement flooded and we called the plumber, he curtly said that he couldn't come, but he had put us on the wading list!
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#140

I was surprised by the new tagline at the plumbing shop next to my shop. It simply said, "you can flush the rest because we are the best!"
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