Working as a plumber, one must, without a doubt, employ a healthy sense of humor. However else are they capable of dealing with spillage, sewage, waste, small spaces, and uncomfortable body positions while trying to fix a leak or unclog something that’s vitally important for your everyday life? It is most likely that the joviality of these cherished workers is what also inspires our admiration and, of course, a myriad of hilarious jokes about plumbers. So, ready to take a look at these cool jokes that we’ve rounded up?
Besides these funny jokes about plumbers, there are also plenty of jokes for plumbers. Even though they are already seemingly merry enough (you know that’s hyperbole, right? We’ve never had to deal with a plumber who’s amused in any way), these guys and girls do, too, need their dose of innocent entertainment. And, with their profession, you won’t be able to run far from jokes about plumbing, and that’s what they are mostly about.
So, make some room for these merry plumber jokes - they are where they should be, just below this text. Once you are there, give your vote for the best jokes and share this article (and your love) with your plumber friends!
#141
When the plumbers faced off in a competition, the announcer exclaimed: "Something is about to go down over here!"
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#142
"Whenever a plumber comes to my house, I can tell they are there before they knock on the doors. This is because they have a bell mouth!"
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#143
What was the reason for the shoe showroom calling the plumber?
They had found a clog in their drain!
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#144
A local doctor called a plumber out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and needed to be attended to immediately. Upon arrival the plumber lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said ‘If it’s still there in the morning, give us another ring.’
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#145
A dog goes into a Plumbers Merchants and says, “I’d like a job please”.
The owner says: “We don’t hire dogs, why don’t you go join the circus?”
The dog replies, “What would the circus want with a plumber?”
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#146
"If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber."
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#147
“If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.”
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#148
I used to be a plumber, but now I’m a missionary.
I bless the drains down in Africa.
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#149
"I knew an Australian plumber in our neighborhood who when faced with a difficult challenge would always say, 'Nah mate, I conduit!'"
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#150
Plumbing is the only profession where you will here, “be sure your joints have lots of dope in them.”
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