Working as a plumber, one must, without a doubt, employ a healthy sense of humor. However else are they capable of dealing with spillage, sewage, waste, small spaces, and uncomfortable body positions while trying to fix a leak or unclog something that’s vitally important for your everyday life? It is most likely that the joviality of these cherished workers is what also inspires our admiration and, of course, a myriad of hilarious jokes about plumbers. So, ready to take a look at these cool jokes that we’ve rounded up?
Besides these funny jokes about plumbers, there are also plenty of jokes for plumbers. Even though they are already seemingly merry enough (you know that’s hyperbole, right? We’ve never had to deal with a plumber who’s amused in any way), these guys and girls do, too, need their dose of innocent entertainment. And, with their profession, you won’t be able to run far from jokes about plumbing, and that’s what they are mostly about.
So, make some room for these merry plumber jokes - they are where they should be, just below this text. Once you are there, give your vote for the best jokes and share this article (and your love) with your plumber friends!
#101
Why are plumbers always tired while working?
This is because they get exhaust-head easily!
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#102
Why was the plumber not liked by his neighbors?
Because he had a reputation of being a potty-mouth!
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#103
Which animals are great at clearing out clogged sewers?
They are sewer alligators!
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#104
Why shouldn't we ever ask a plumber about the pipes?
Because they might mis-lead us!
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#105

Why was the plumber irritated with the client?
Because the client was throwing all his ideas down the drain!
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#106
In the local police station, a thief stole all the toilets. Now, the cops have nothing that they can go on!
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#107
The plumber was called by the local authorities to fix the road damaged by the flush floods!
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#108
Plumbers from all over the world were going to California. It was a classic case of the Gold Flush!
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#109
"I knew a plumber who took his work very seriously. He would always plunge into it!"
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#110

When the underdog won the competition to determine the best plumber, it came as a massive shock to the cistern!
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#111
The plumber was seriously injured when he took part in the war. Upon further inspection, the doctor said that it was just a flush wound!
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#112
The two plumbers got into a massive argument regarding the boiler. Things got very heated between them!
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#113
"After many tries, I finally called the plumber to replace my faucet, because I couldn't get a handle on it!"
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#114
All the intelligent people in the community were turning to plumbing work for themselves. Well, it was a great example of a brain drain!
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#115

Why are plumbers so unique?
Because they are the only people in this world who can take a leak and fix it as well!
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#116
What did the plumber say when he became head of the army?
He said that all cisterns were ready to go!
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#117
How does one differentiate between a plumber and a chemist?
You can simply request them to pronounce 'unionized'!
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#118
What do you call when all the plumbers come together to have an impromptu dance?
You call it the flush mob!
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#119
What do plumbers have up their sleeves in their elbows?
They have sleeve joints!
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#120

Why are plumbers excellent at playing golf?
This is because they know all about straight tees!
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