Working as a plumber, one must, without a doubt, employ a healthy sense of humor. However else are they capable of dealing with spillage, sewage, waste, small spaces, and uncomfortable body positions while trying to fix a leak or unclog something that’s vitally important for your everyday life? It is most likely that the joviality of these cherished workers is what also inspires our admiration and, of course, a myriad of hilarious jokes about plumbers. So, ready to take a look at these cool jokes that we’ve rounded up?
Besides these funny jokes about plumbers, there are also plenty of jokes for plumbers. Even though they are already seemingly merry enough (you know that’s hyperbole, right? We’ve never had to deal with a plumber who’s amused in any way), these guys and girls do, too, need their dose of innocent entertainment. And, with their profession, you won’t be able to run far from jokes about plumbing, and that’s what they are mostly about.
So, make some room for these merry plumber jokes - they are where they should be, just below this text. Once you are there, give your vote for the best jokes and share this article (and your love) with your plumber friends!
#81
How did the plumber feel when he gave blood?
Drained.
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#82
Why’d the plumber retire early?
He was flushed with success.
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#83
Why do Scottish men never call a plumber?
Because they are pipers themselves.
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#84
A group of plumbers is called a flood of plumbers.
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#85

What do Italian Plumbers use to contact the dead?
A Luigi board.
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#86
Why did the walrus become a plumber?
Cause he loves a tight seal.
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#87
How did the plumber die?
He committed sewercide.
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#88
Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?
Because they're always looking for drains.
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#89
There must be a special discount store for plumbers... there pants are always 50% off.
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#90

Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters?
It's a tankless job!
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#91
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said: "I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas."
The Texan said: "Nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."
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#92
Contrary to popular belief, plumbers are not good lovers, they are emotionally draining.
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#93
Xbox: "We have a new console with tons of good specs, VR support and a bad*ss name." Sony: "We have Kojima, God of War, Crash Bandicoot and Spider-Man." Nintendo: "We have plumbers and bunnies."
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#94
What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?
A skeptic tank.
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#95

"Video games have never made me feel violent, but they have made me respect plumbers and hedgehogs."
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#96
If bricklayers can lay bricks... can plumbers lay plumbs?
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#97
Why was the tap dancer's sink not working properly?
Because the sink was clog-ged!
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#98
Why are plumbers so bad at submission moves?
Because they are good at making the tap!
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#99
How does a plumber capture his enemies?
He used the p-trap to capture the enemies!
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#100

What kind of stalls would plumbers open at a fair?
They would always open shower stalls!
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