Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#121
What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?
They're both dog-eared.
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#122
Why did the two-legged dog to come to an abrupt halt?
It had two paws.
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#123
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None! They're all on the outside.
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#124
What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?
All breeds can, since buildings can't jump!
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#125
When you cross a sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?
A collie-flower.
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#126
What do dogs owned by chemists do with their bones?
They barium.
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#127
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
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#128
Why does a noisy yappy dog resembles a tree?
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
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#129
When you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster, what do you get?
A cockerpoodledoo!
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#130
What could be worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
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#131
How can you get a dog in the back seat to quit barking while you're driving?
Invite him to sit up front and bark there instead.
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#132
What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
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#133
When does a mother flea become satisfied?
When her entire family has decided to go to the dogs.
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#134
"You don’t have to save so your dog can go to college and then find out after they graduate that they want to be an actor." — Jim Gaffigan
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#135
What do you call a dog that doesn't have any legs?
It doesn’t matter! It still won't come when you call its name.
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#136
What do dogs have that no other animals have?
Puppies!
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#137
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
He stole the show!
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#138
Why don’t blind people go skydiving more often?
Because it frightens the dog!
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#139
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
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#140
What trick did the loaf of bread teach the dog?
Roll over!
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