Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#141
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!
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#142
Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite.
His bark was worse than his bite.
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#143
What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A sub-woofer.
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#144
What’s a dog’s favourite pizza topping?
Pup-eroni!
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#145
How do you stop a dog from smelling?
Cover his nose!
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#146
What's a dog's favourite kind of ice cream?
Pupcicles.
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#147
Why doesn't anyone want to work for dogs?
Because they hound their employees.
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#148
Why did the dog walk into the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw.
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#149
What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A greyhound buzz.
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#150
What do you call a left-handed boxer?
A south paw!
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#151
Did you hear about the dog who was fined for delivering puppies on the side of the road?
She was given a ticket for littering.
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#152
How do dogs travel cross country?
They take the greyhound.
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#153
Why did the family take their dog to the watchmaker?
It had ticks!
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#154
Which dog lives in a cave?
A Bat Terrier.
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#155
What's a dog's favorite movie?
Jurassic Bark.
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#156
What's a dog's favorite breakfast dish?
Woof-fle.
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#157
What did the dog say to his wife?
Howl will I ever live without you.
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#158
What do you get when you cross a dog and a ballpoint pen?
Ink spots.
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#159
How do you know if you have a slow dog?
It chases parked cars.
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#160
What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?
Bon appetite!
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