Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#101
When my friend's dog died, I bought an identical one to try to cheer them up...but it just made them more upset. Do you know what my friend said when I gave the dog to them?
"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"
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#102
When you put oil on a racing dog, what do you get?
Grease Lightning
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#103
Why are dogs' barks so loud?
They have built-in sub-woofers.
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#104
What do you call a dog that can't bark?
A hushpuppy.
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#105
When you cross a sheepdog with a jelly, what do you get?
The collie wobbles.
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#106
Why did the man make pancakes for his dog?
His dog sure didn't know how!
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#107
When the dog sat on sandpaper, what did he say?
Ruff! Ruff!
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#108
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When he's a greyhound!
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#109
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
“Well, doggone!”
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#110
How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard!
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#111
What's a dog's favourite instrument?
A trom-bone.
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#112
I bought a dog from a blacksmith, when I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
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#113
A man walks into his local vet and says "My dog Rover is cross-eyed, is there any way in which you can help him?"
"Hmm, let me take a look at him" says the vet as he picks up Rover.
Whilst holding the dog, the vet checks Rovers paws, eyes, teeth and tail until finally the vet says "I think I am going to have to put Rover down".
The man is shocked is shocked and says "Really? Just because he is cross-eyed?"
The vet then replies "No, because he is too heavy to hold any longer."
"Hmm, let me take a look at him" says the vet as he picks up Rover.
Whilst holding the dog, the vet checks Rovers paws, eyes, teeth and tail until finally the vet says "I think I am going to have to put Rover down".
The man is shocked is shocked and says "Really? Just because he is cross-eyed?"
The vet then replies "No, because he is too heavy to hold any longer."
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#114
What do you get when you cross a computer with a dog?
Too many bites too handle.
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#115
Why are dogs unable to get an MRI scan?
Because only CAT scan.
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#116
What would you call a dog from Asgard that owns a mighty hammer?
A labrathor.
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#117
How did the dog laugh after listening to the joke?
Chi-ha-ha.
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#118
What did the man name his two watch dogs?
Rolex and Timex.
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#119
What’s a dog’s favourite food?
Pawsta.
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#120
What was the dog doing all night?
He was barking all night without any paws.
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