Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#81
"My dogs love me. Of course, by “love” I mean “poop” and by “me” I mean “everywhere.”" — Dana Gould
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#82
What type of zoo has only one dog?
A Shih Tzu.
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#83
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
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#84
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
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#85
What did the dog say to the tree?
"Bark."
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#86
I have stopped the dog from digging up the garden.
I confiscated his shovel.
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#87
Paddy is extremely upset when his dog runs away.
His wife says to him "Paddy, why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
Paddy thinks that this is a great idea so he proceeds to do so.
Paddy hasn't heard anything back from the ad in weeks when his wife asks him "What did you you put in the ad for our missing dog Paddy?"
Paddy replies "here boy."
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#88
I can't take my dog down to the local pond anymore., because the ducks keep attacking him.
It is my fault for choosing a dog that is a pure bread.
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#89
What kind of dog keeps talking about his problems?
A complaint Bernard.
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#90
Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for it.
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#91
What would you call a dog named Minton who ate two shuttlecocks?
Bad Minton.
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#92
What term do you use to refer to a dog that researches old trees?
Well, you can call him a barkologist.
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#93
How did the dog train his flea?
From scratch.
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#94
Who is a dog's favorite playwright?
William Shakespaw.
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#95
What's a dog's favorite fashion magazine?
Vanity Fur.
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#96
What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
Their masters.
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#97
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except...
The bark is much quieter.
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#98
Why do dogs to bury their bones in the ground?
Because they can't be buried in trees!
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#99
What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?
A watch dog.
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#100
What kind of dog consumes food with its ears?
All of them! I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before digging in.
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