Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#61
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He really wanted to become a woofer!
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#62
What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?
Bon appetite!
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#63
When a dog has a fever, what should you feed him?
Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.
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#64
What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
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#65
Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
Because dogs love bones.
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#66
I refuse to take my dog on road trips anymore.
He can be such a bark seat driver.
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#67
“I better not eat that.” — no dog ever
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#68
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” — Dog mom
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#69
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang.
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#70
Every single day I have a German Shepherd come and take a dump on my lawn in the morning.
Today he even brought his dog with him!
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#71
Why are Dalmatians not considered good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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#72
When you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena, what do you get?
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
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#73
What is a pug's favorite fall beverage?
Pug-kin spice lattes.
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#74
Where do dogs park their car?
In the barking lot.
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#75
After accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear, what did the dog say to Woody?
You got a friend in me.
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#76
What did the hungry dalmatian say after his meal?
“That hit the spots!”
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#77
What did the waiter tell the dog at the restaurant?
“Bone-appetite!”
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#78
"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, ‘Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!’" — Steven Wright
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#79
I asked my dog what he’d actually do if he caught the Fed Ex person, and he admitted he hadn’t thought that part through yet.
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#80
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets." — Jerry Seinfield
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