Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#41
Why do dogs love smartphones?
Because they have collar IDs.
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#42
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
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#43
Why can’t dogs work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
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#44
I used a spot remover on my dog...
He disappeared.
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#45
A large number of dogs escaped the SPCA today.
Police are looking for leads.
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#46
Man 1: "My dog has no nose."
Man 2: "How does he smell?"
Man 1: "Awful."
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#47
What do you get when you cross a dog with a large boat?
A Ship Tzu.
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#48
What could be more incredible than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
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#49
What would happen if you crossed a dog and a cheetah?
You'd get a dog that chased after cars, but was actually fast enough to catch them!
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#50
What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?
Whichever you want, but do it silently.
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#51
Where does a Labrador’s food go before it can be sold in stores?
To the lab for testing.
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#52
What did one flea say to the other?
Should we walk, or just take the dog?
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#53
When you cross a sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?
A collie-flower
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#54
What do you get of you cross a dog with a film studio?
Collie-wood!
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#55
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
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#56
What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?
A Bulldog.
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#57
What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?
A chili-dog.
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#58
What happens when a dog loses its tail?
It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.
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#59
Our dog brings us the newspaper every day...
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
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#60
Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
Because she was littering.
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