Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#21
Why can't you tell knock knock jokes to a dog?
"Knock knock"
Dog: "grrrr, woof, woof, bark, bark, bark."
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#22
What do a dog and a marine biologist have in common?
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
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#23
What kinds of outdoor markets do dogs despise?
Flea markets.
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#24
What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied.
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#25
What did Darth Vader's dog say to Luke's dog?
Come on! Join the bark side.
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#26
Why aren't Corgi jokes funny?
All of them are really short.
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#27
Why do dogs love Redwood trees?
They have the biggest bark.
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#28
What is a dog that sneezes?
A-choo-wawa.
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#29
"The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m The Beatles." — Bill Maher
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#30
After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the Sheepdog, “but I rounded them up.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the Sheepdog, “but I rounded them up.”
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#31
What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?
A shampoo-dle.
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#32
Why are dogs terrible dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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#33
When the dog went to the flea circus, what happened?
He stole the show.
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#34
Why do dogs tend to run in circles?
Because its really hard to run in squares.
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#35
What happens if you cross a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver.
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#36
When you cross a frog with a dog, what do you get?
A croaker spaniel.
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#37
What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
Slush puppies.
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#38
What is called when a cat wins a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy.
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#39
What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?
A dog with a machete.
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#40
How are dog catchers in the UK paid?
By the pound.
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