Don't know about you Pandas, but personally, I have dealt with many insults in my life—from being bullied about my haircut to being teased because people thought I was plain stupid. Of course, now I’ve gotten past that, and to be honest, I want to inspire other people to be able to do the same.
Therefore, I'd like to hear about the times you heard someone being teased or you were teased yourself and thought of the smartest thing to say. Share your stories down below!
#81
An a**hole in my class made fun of me for being short. I'm taller than him, and I replied accordingly. He never talked to me again.
7points
#82
“I do desire we may be better strangers.” - Shakespeare
7points
#83
Once insulted a friend as a joke, and he responded with; "Oh Yeah? Well, you're so unlikeable that NationWide isn't on your side." Kudos to that guy.
7points
#84
But, did I ask?
6points
#85
All throughout Elementary School this kid called me toaster (Literally just cuz he didn't know my name eventually my dad scared the sh*t outta him tho and he stopped but it was still a joke between us) So one day He goes "Sup' Toaster" and me knowing he probably had a crush on me or something cuz thats how middle school boys act, said "Oh Hey Toaster Pastry" And he looked at me and goes "Don't those go inside-" And I just stood there watching as his face got super red and he just kinda walked away. we were still friends tho. Later he even admitted that he probably would have had a crush on me if my dad hadn't scared him so bad. Which i'm glad he didnt like me. Since I couldn't like him.
6points
#86
Whenever someone starts complaining about something stupid, I say, “here’s the problem, it’s not my problem”.
6points
#87
Not so exciting but: My brother casually talking and saying something is awful.
Me: Your awful
Me: Your awful
We do this all the time, I just casually roast him while he is talking to me. Not good roasts mind you.
6points
#88
Had a person go on an angry tirade at me. Just said, "Do you feel better now?" Smiled kindly and walked away.
6points
#89
Not mine, but a quote from a book:
"If you thought I was an a**hole at 5 years old, think of what a fantastic b**ch I am now."
Also, not sure if it counts as a comeback, but still.
Also, not sure if it counts as a comeback, but still.
5points
#90
Some asked why I didn't like there sex. I said
"Who wants to date you?"
They had no reply. #Mr.lonely
5points
#91
There are 10, 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 particles in the universe that we can observe...
Your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!
Your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!
5points
#92
I was admin of my college whatsapp group and like any local/national leader, me and my fellow admins were supported and sleazed a lot. There were times, people randomly added me into a group so they could curse me. The reason for that was my anti sleazing/abusing code, so anyone who abused in group,i will temporarily kick them out. They could ask for an invite again in a week or so.But usually they will dm me with all their abuses, so i banned them permanently from my account.So there was this newbie who joined the group and started using Fs, Ns and MFs. I asked him to stop. He was like "Ke kar lega" or what can you do? My co admin replied.. "He will do that thing after which you will dm him with abusive rubbish, and he will block you with a laughing emoji" i.e For this stupid shit, he will be temporarily kicked, but he will backfire and get permanently banned.
He shut up and never used these words again in course of 3 years.
He shut up and never used these words again in course of 3 years.
5points
#93
One more from my whatsapp group. Apparently *i will f*** your mom* or i did it, is a very common abuse here. But it is very abrasive as well. So one day, these two guys were sqabbling i will... Your mom, i will...your sister. My coadmin got the report, and before kicking them out said, "ask your grandmother who your grandpa was?"
We still laugh at this one, even today though that admin was kicked by teachers himself later on.
We still laugh at this one, even today though that admin was kicked by teachers himself later on.
5points
#94
One girl tells me: "You're so fat you don't even need to wear belts." Lift my shirt up enough for her to see I am wearing a belt. "You're not wearing a belt." I don't know why she thought weight had anything to do with belts though.
5points
#95
When someone’s excuse is that someone else told them to do something
“(Name) can go snort a bucket of worms for all I care”
Also any other WoF comeback or insult, like “go suck a lime”
“(Name) can go snort a bucket of worms for all I care”
Also any other WoF comeback or insult, like “go suck a lime”
5points
#96
Hi King Leonidas here. Back in the day this stroppy bloke popped by saying something about ‘If you don’t surrender, yadda yadda yadda’. So, I just said ‘IF!’. Still makes me chuckle every time. Oh, I also kicked that bloke down a flipping deep well.
5points
#97
when people call me motherf**ker my response is "yep your right i am. as i do have kids so i must be"
5points
#98
Freind: "That's such an old roast!"
Me: "Well I cant belive you still get roasted by that since you consider it as a "roast""
Me: "Well I cant belive you still get roasted by that since you consider it as a "roast""
5points
#99
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outsmart you. I've worn dresses that have higher IQ's than you.
5points
#100
So my pfp on on of my social medias is an angry emoji😡😡and one of my friend was like, raven, no offense but when i look at ur pfp it makes me think ur mad ALL of the time.'
so i said: 'well ur pfp is a picture of you so i guess that ugliness is permanent'.
so i said: 'well ur pfp is a picture of you so i guess that ugliness is permanent'.
5points