Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Dream You Ever Remember Having?

I had a dream I was a spy, with some sort of handsome man. Oh, and we were infiltrating West Virginia...which was trying to take over the United States by messing with water fountains. The Governor of West Virginia was threatened by California, who was governed by my brother, who is not an adult. And I was employed to help California stop West Virginia from taking over the United States and the world by fixing one water fountain at a time.
I don't think that's how most spy movies go.

I had a really weird dream once. I used to have a huge fear of zombies, just the mere thought of them would freak me out. So I had a dream where I was at school and everyone had left except for me and a boy. Most of the lights in the school were shut off, but we could see pretty well. Suddenly, the boy shouted, "Run! The zombies, they're coming!" So then I ducked underneath the teacher's desk, and he hid there with me. I heard growling and footsteps that would creak eerily as the zombie got closer, and me and the boy kept shushing each other even though neither one of us was talking. So the zombie heard our shushing, so he walked toward us, the floor creaking loudly. Then I swirled around to see the zombie reaching for me. Wanna know what he looks like? A giant soda can. I dunno what the brand of it was or anything, it was just a gian green soda can twice the size of me with green legs and green arms reaching towards me. But before me or the boy could scream, I woke up. I don't know why, but I was really freaked out by this dream and I told my parents about it, crying. They laughed VERY hard, but I didn't find it funny, I found it terrifying. Now when I think back to that dream, though, I find it hilarious.

I dream the same scenario over and over from when I was a kid. It happens easily once a week. I am just hanging with my family and then we get on a car, and then I end up alone in a fast food restaurant looking for my family. I am 34 now and I've been having the same dream since I was a teen.

So I went to middle school 2 hour early, and then everyone hanged around in the cafeteria hitting their heads on plants. Then it cut to after school, I went home, and then these aliens started attacking us by sending flaming balls at us and I met a resistance group that I almost turned around on but then decided to join them. It was run by my orchestra teacher. There were several people in it. Then I got on this spacecraft sort of thing that flew and we attacked the alien ships and then my orchestra teacher got out and said “ THE E FLAT IS OUT OF TUNE.” Then it continued like we were actually in a movie and we were spies trying to stop it. Then I woke up. It was a cool dream. Don’t ask about the details. Then my dad picked me up from my bed by driving his car in a pool. Then I woke up for real.

(I have one more I wanted to share)

The night before, I wondered if you could control your dreams.

Action!

We are having a party at my house. Keep in mind, I was like 12. We were playing hide and seek tag. That’s basically you try and tag people who are hiding. Anyway, me and a few of my friends were ran into my parents bedroom. And then I realize this is a dream. But I try and experiment with it. So I tell my friends to wait for a sec. They pause. I face the wall, and pull out something. I decide to see if I can change the dream. So I close my eyes, and holding the pebble, I make a circle with my hand. Nothing happens. I try again. This time I visualize a portal forming and taking my to a different time and place. And a white portal appears. BEST DREAM EVER! Me and my friends jump in, and like that we keep traveling into different places and times. Then in the end we travel to a place and we are riding future robot horses while people behind us chase us throwing huge pickles. Then we land in a beach, where I see a person. I tell her our dream situation and she doesn’t believe me. Then I show her proof. Then I wake up. Or so I think. But then I wake up again. I “wake up” at least 17 times and then fully wake up. The part where I could control it was awesome. Since then I have wished for a similar dream.

A week ago I had a dream about my fourteen year old brother coming home from the Vietnam war riding on a llama listening to Aretha Franklin.

I was stuck in an iron man suit and I couldn’t move… 🤷🏻‍♀️

. I once had a dream where I was hiking in the foothills of Idaho, many winding valleys and high hills to the left of me and a tall hill to the right, blocking the sun. The view was beautiful, and while I was staring at the view, I got distracted and realized I passed a pea shop, full of crispy peas? And I thought that was really bizarre. Also, some kid was at the pea shop, buying a bag of crispy peas. He was holding a fuzzy creature that looked very bizarre also. All of a sudden, I spawn back to my house. I am standing in grass that is up to my knees. I notice a box on my trampoline-a box of kittens. One falls off and into the grass. I look for it but it is gone. Then, I turn my head to see, underneath the trampoline, a looooooooong snail, the length of a classroom, stretched across my yard. I am concerned and run inside. Then, I stare at my kitchen table for two hours, eating an orange. (Literally) then I turn around-and through the glass door I see a bear scratching at the door. This continues for a while, and my family just walks by as if it’s nothing. Then, I notice every single one of my classmates falls out of my tree in sync. (For some reason, only one of them was fully visible though. Most of them were invisible for some reason?) And, the bear, hearing the noise of them falling, turned his head to look. I then opened the door and yelled, “SHOO! GO! LEAVE! MY TERRITORY!” And he ran away.

And that, my friends, is the weirdest dream I ever, and probably will ever, have. Sorry for wasting time; hope I gave y’all a good laugh

Dreamed that mashed potato kept coming up out of my throat and clogging my mouth. Every time I scooped it out, more would appear and eventually I choked to death.

Fun.

I dreamt I was in a row boat on a lake of blood. I lost my oar and was scared to retrieve it. I tried anyway and fell 8nto the lake. I was horrified and gasping as I tread water. The lake was full of chunks of bloody meat. Somehow I swam to shore. I stood up and there was a h7ge slab of meat the size of a house. There were people all around6it try8ng to slice pieces off it with saws and blades. I woke up in a cold sweat. I was 13 years old when I dreamt this, many many years ago. I will never get this one out of my head.

My dream looked like an old black and white film. I'm terrified and running in a weird building hearing dogs barking as they get closer. I tell myself I have to face them or I could wake myself up. I turn around and do a trust fall into nothing. Woke up when I 'landed'.

So I used to have a dream when I was like 7/8 where I’m in a dark creepy staircase and every time I had that dream I would go down a little farther and when I got to the bottom step there would be a black lion that would come out and eat my two friends and bite me in half. Idk why but it creeped me out so much and I would always wake myself up if I knew that the dream would come.

I had a dream the other day a man went and tried to rape me with his clothes on so I pushed the 28yo man out of that bed and murdered him with a Minecraft pickaxe, ripped off his limbs with a bear trap, and then called the police on him to put his limbs in jail.

I’m a weird kid

Imagine a vintage flat video game, and then a city. Well I was kidnapped by a witch and I was being pushed around in a shopping cart. And the witch went into some store and I jumped out and fell into a sewer and died. I was like 12.

I was walking both of my dogs (which is already weird, because at the time, one of those dogs was dead) in the summer, when I saw a sign in front of a house that said "There is cold milk in the fridge". I got into the house through the side gate, and went to the fridge. For some reason, this house, despite being the size of the regular houses I see in my neighborhood, resembled my aunt's house that has 3 floors and is much larger. I drank the whole gallon of milk. Later, I went to return, but the family was home, the mother resembled marge Simpson at first, and asked me who I was, I made something up (I forgot what it was), and left. On the way out, the woman ( who now looked like one of my other aunts) asked me if I had stolen something. By now my dogs had randomly disappeared. Not knowing how to answer the question, I flew away. When I returned home, the dogs were there, and when I remembered that I left the dogs behind, I took those same dogs, and walked back to the house in an attempt to get them back. The father was waiting outside, and he resembled Captain Carl Majors from "Godzilla: Power Hour" but with blond hair. I noticed I had the device they used in that show to call Godzilla, but when I called him, he didn't appear as he did in "Godzilla: Power Hour", he looked like Shin Godzilla. A bunch of stuff that I forget happened, but I remember playing a videogame that kept changing objectives, and the characters' design kept changing (The way things looks is very inconsistent in my dreams) and all of the sudden, the noise my alarm makes started going off, but I thought it was coming from the game, which I was not supposed to be playing (I was under the bed, not the blanket, the bed. and there is not a lot of space under my bed, I somehow squeezed under there). My aunt (the one that I live with) heard the noise and lifted up the mattress to see me with the game. I woke up and noticed my alarm was going off. Does the whole people's look changing thing happen in other people's dreams, too?

I've got a couple, I'll try and make it short.
1. In 5th grade, I had a dream my school had a school shooting, and for some reason I was the target. It was the last 5 minutes of the day, and the school said to dismiss students as usual, and when i got in my car to be driven home, the window was shot and glass went everywhere and no one seemed to notice.
2. I've had a recurring dream for the past few years, around Christmas time, that on Christmas eve me and my family go to some random, empty field and build a whole city there in a day, and there's no reason to why we do it, and all of it just dissapears in the morning.

Anyone know what these mean?

Karai backstabbed the tmnt and helped the X man kidnap Leo

I was in a penitentiary where the men were segregated from the women by some fences and a deep chasm. At some point I was attacked in a hallway, had my abdomen slit open, and was forced to watch as my innards were all sucked out by a powerful wet vac. Fade to black...

Well the dream was a bit different than what you might be thinking. It was a about a group of teens who found a strange building with a curved corridor that didn’t end with offshoots that had puzzles/challenges. Once they finished a certain number a doorway opened they went through and found a girl asleep in the middle of a square. She woke up and the door behind them closed. They discovered they were in a labyrinth and had to complete a challenge or defeat a foe to continue to next level. They were there for months working their way through till they came to the last challenge. Once there a doorway opened and they decided to run for it rather than face the last challenge. The girl they met at the beginning cried out for them to stop but they didn’t hear over the excitement not even the boy who fell in love with her and her him. Once they got through the door vanished and along with it her. They tried to get through the wall but it was impossible. Then a vision appeared in front of them of the girl asleep in the square back at the beginning and they realized that they had to face that last challenge in order for her to be free and be with them. A horrible sound hit and everything went dark and a weird greenish hued being appeared with large pointy ears only its back visible and it disappeared into the darkness. That’s when I woke up. It was pretty upsetting and I was up rest of night but very vivid!😁 The sound at end was like a heavy wood door slamming mixed with heavy steel banging and a weird droning sound