Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Dream You Ever Remember Having?

I had this dream in 1994. I was 17. I was an all seeing, all knowing birds head named Quan. I floated in the corner of Point Nemo in the ocean. Resting on top of the water. If you could ever find me, you could ask me anything and I would answer truthfully. My daughter's father, who's part of the infinite unknown now, drew a picture of my dream for me back then. Sad to say, it was lost in a fire.

A chicken with human eyes… I was terrified

I had a dream that Gibbs from NCIS was trying to kill me. He was very determined and menacing in a quiet way, and scary. I didn’t understand why he wanted to kill me, but I was able to hide from him. His team didn’t understand either. Then my dad showed up to help me escape. I haven’t seen NCIS for several years.

I had a nightmare that Christine Barabski had kidnapped me and was holding me hostage. I used to be intimidated by her, but never knew her personally. I used to watch it TV sitcom called Cybill (with Cybill Shepherd from Moonlighting tv show.) Christine Baranski was on it, way before The Good Wife. Later Baranski played Leonard’s mom on Big Bang Theory and she was so funny. It was a bizarre nightmare.

Large plants were chasing me because they were my landlords and I needed to pay rent. There was a fern, a pansy, a daisy, some kind of moss...oh, and, yeah...in the dream I had a nephew named Austin. I have no nieces or nephews or even siblings. I was 8 when I dreamed that.

I had this reoccurring dream when I was a young teen till I was about 18. It starts with me waking up in my childhood room, I get up and go out the door. I find myself on the second floor landing of my brother's friends house walking towards the stairs. As I am about to reach them I look back to see a gaunt and jondus me in hospital pajamas floating at me. I run down the stairs to the main floor of an old building turn a corner, open a door and descend into my granparents basement filled with old snow suits, mitts, toques and boot liners hanging drying from the heat of the wood stove. The fire light makes it look they are moving like someone is moving between them and as I come to an opening and about to step into the light of the stove. Pajama wearing me comes face to face and smiles weekly but the eyes aren't and as we blink I am in my bed again with the knowledge I got 6 more times to go before I can wake up. Each time same starting point and ending but different floors and number of levels until I finally wake up and swear to God it sounded like someone just left closing the door to my room. It's happened in different places , cities provinces so I ain't got no clue.

I recently got a nightmare that make me want to go to my guinea pig's cage first thing after waking up.

I dreamt something was wrong with him, acting weird or something. Took him to the vet, he needed surgery.
Waited a long time, when they brought him back, he was 1 part my guinea pig, other parts were definitely from other guinea pigs, stitched together.

My nightmare was a guinea pig monster of Frankenstein.
The first thing after waking up was giving the "monster" a cuddle.

Had a dream where I was talking with Where's Waldo, he started crying and said "I feel like everyone looks for me but nobody truly sees me"

a duck made of back cheese shooting Doritos at me 😐

I remember me being the main character of my little pony. I was in a farm in reality and I saw a chicken chasing a cow and a pig playing fetch.

I was in 1st grade and we had a troublemaker in my class who I ABSOLUTELY DESPISED. Fast forward 2 years later when I had a nightmare of him coming to my Sunday school. Next Sunday, i see him and his sister signing up. True story.

Once I was playing with my dog and he talked . he communicated to me that he needed to poop and levitated . then he pooped on a cloud and that cloud turned yellow and it started to rain dog pee .

I dreamt I was a crocodile and ate a duck. When I woke up my pillow was half empty.

I had this dream when I was 8. SO me, my dad, and my brother were playing hide and seek in a cave. We were having so much fun when a literal floating notification popped up. It said: Do you want to play again? Something bad will happen! (those were the exact words) You could pick yes or no. I picked yes. as soon as we finished the 2nd round, a zombie came out of the cave. So we ran to a restaurant and my brother got bit by a zombie but as soon as he saw me he turned back to normal because in my dream, if an infected person saw something that they recognize, they would turn to normal. That was the end of the dream. Sorry for making this so long!

I think it was about a year or two ago but I dreamt that my cousin and I drove this car up to our grandparent's neighbor's house to watch an outside show about the neighbor's life and there were a whole bunch of animals around (chickens, cows, etc.) and then my cousin and I drove back down to our grandparent's house and my cousin parked the car on their porch and the car started rolling off the porch. I don't remember much after that.

Here's 3 that I remember... Being chased by Kirk and Spock through Walmart...
Doing some kinda science stuff and making a blue fire that was cold instead of hot...
Watching a battle between the Transformers and some kind of aliens shaped like light bulbs (screw in part was the head) that had laser guns for hands.

we were running around a weird version of hong kong (i grew up there) and then some bad people were bounty hunting for ME. i hid but it turned out to be the lair of the bad people. they were sacrificing girls by telling them that this is how you become a “material girl”. i escaped after realizing that this want a good idea,

i then became a wanted criminal with some other girl and her brother and we flew around the world trying to get away from them. when we were captured i asked the people if they were going to kill us and they politely said yes??

With a spark of genius i turned to the sister and told her to strangle me because this was a dream and i could avoid death by waking up.

I was going through the basement of a clothing store and one of the mannequin saw me and stopped walking. When I walked past it, I saw a grin on it's face and there was a glitch and I fell down a flight of stairs.

Barney the purple dinosaur chased my entire family around a soccer field. Oh yeah, and his taste for children is why I don't have a younger sister.

I once heard my older sister say that everyone dreams about black helicopters at some point in their lives at least once. I, rather skeptically, said I never had and didn't think about it again. The very next night I dreamed that I walked out of a shopping mall and the sky was filled with black helicopters. In my dream I panicked and I ran to my vehicle to drive away from the area, but the helicopters just got lower and lower. Roads were jammed with traffic and I couldn't get away and the helicopters just kept getting closer. I don't remember how the dream ended, but I do remember that I was terrified of the helicopters for some unknown reason. It was strange.