Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Dream You Ever Remember Having?

I have a LOT of weird dreams. It's not uncommon for me to wake myself (and my wife) up because I'm in a full belly laugh!

The dream that has struck me as just weird:

I'm walking through very dark woods and I see light ahead. I walk towards the light and end up standing at the edge of a large circular clearing. In the middle of the clearing, on the ground, is a large glass circle that has been divided like a pie chart. Dancing around the circle are three large rabbits. They dance for a bit and then in unison they shout, "THREE!"
The instant they shout, three of the pie pieces light up brilliantly!
The dancing and chanting continues and I wake up.

I always have a dream that I can fly by flapping my arms up and down…I hate waking up from those dreams…it’s so nice to fly

I had a dream once, where I was in my own brain - not like a normal dream, but more like some weird sorta mind-scape, made up of previous dreams. some of the places were dreams, other meaningless liminal spaces, but more were memories. even though the places were there, no people were. the people who existed talked without making noise, or opening their mouths. some people never existed outside of my mind. if those people were there, I was safe.

but then I stumbled upon an old childhood home, and nobody was there. then, a sock puppet shows up out of no where, and tells me to leave. I look up, and the thing puppetting is some large black ink-thing, and it yells at me. I just remember fall backwards, and waking up in my bed.

I now live in fear of the thing in my head.

A dream where I woke up and the sky was yellow and I was a clown, riding a horse, which was riding a whale with legal, and the legs were called Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob.

The first nightmare I ever had, I was looking out my sister's bedroom window and saw her standing on the side walk outside and the devil was trying to kill her so he set all the sidewalks in my neighborhood on fire and I woke up crying cause Katie died.

I dreamt awful shady stuff over the years but I don't want to disturb anybody. Here's one that's almost basic.

So I am at a concert venue where Me'Shell Ndegeocello plays! I adore this songwriter/performer so of course I'm having a blast. There's plenty of drugs so I'm smashed and what do I find on the ground? That's it- you named it- a backstage pass! So I'm overjoyed!

Concert ends after two encores, I head backstage once Me'Shell and all the musicians have left. I feel like I have to wait at least twenty minutes and so I do. And then I make my way.

Arriving at her door, I knock and hear "Come in". There's the friends crowd, maybe she has family in town, etc. She's sat at a chair, undoing her make up. I do my best not to sound too overjoyed as I say:

"Hey Michelle, what a concert! Always loved your music since..."

She then turns to me with an awkard look.

"Name me one song."

I open my mouth and the words don't come out. And then something comes out of nowhere and it's not so good.

"Ventriloquism".

She punches me in the face.

"That's a covers album, loser".

And then I woke up.

I have a recurring dream that started when I was around 16. I dream I come to and realize I've been kidnapped. I'm in the back of utility style van, sitting on floor, taped and tied and shake a blue hood off my head. The van is parked on a small access road in the woods. No one is around. I kick the back door open and throw myself on the ground.
Soon as I hit the ground I see a tiny puddle next to me. I get to my feet, get untied and remove the tape, but the whole time I'm getting freed I notice the puddle getting larger, deeper and wider. By time I'm freed and ready to run away it's a lake, too deep and wide to cross very quickly and I can then see across the lake is a big 3 headed dog like Cerberus. He is snarling and barking and I know I'm going to get caught or eaten by this dog. I start to go into the lake with no real plan for the dog or any idea if I will be able to swim that far anyway. Just as I feel the frigid water hit my chest it feels like I am shot or stabbed in my legs and I am sinking because my legs won't move. I wake up at that point. And everytime I wake up my legs are numb and tingly for a little while or I get a charlie horse in my calf. Everytime. Smh

My most memorable dream happened when I was a young girl, probably about 10 or so. Up until then I sort of believed that if you dreamed you died, you died in real life, and I certainly had never dreamed of being an adult man before.

In the dream I was a man in what looked like Elizabethan times. There were two men who were supposed to be my friends, but I suspected they wanted to kill me. They told me to say my prayers, but I knew that they just wanted me to close my eyes so that I couldn't see them kill me.

They stabbed me with a sword, but although I knew I was dead and I couldn't move, I was still aware of what was going on around me. The two men began worrying about how they would get rid of my body.

I wasn't angry. On the contrary I kept trying to reassure them they had nothing to worry about, that they hadn't killed me, that I was still alive. They couldn't hear me though, and carried on trying to work out what to do with my corpse.

And that was where the dream ended. No light at the end of the tunnel, no celestial being to welcome me. I was stuck in my body but aware of what was happening.

This was about 65 years ago, but I still remember it very clearly, including how kindly I felt towards my two murders once I was dead. This was the only dream I ever had where I wasn't me, but don't take it as proof of reincarnation, because I did watch a lot of movies.

A co-worker got a new house so he wanted to throw a party in a few weeks. As he unpacked he would tell us of the cool "secrets" his house has... A hidden chair hanging from the tree; a sliding hidden door to a closet; one way mirror.

Enter dream sequence... Party day arrived, host is showing us around and he passes a bathroom. I ask to make a pitstop, he says sure.
We see 11 more bathrooms on our tour and I asked to use each bathroom along our path.
On the 13th bathroom, the host asked me if I needed to go. I thought for a moment and said, " Yes, but this time I will wake up and use mine."
I woke up and barely made it to the bathroom because my bladder was beyond full.

Mom always said not to go potty in my dreams; got lucky that day.

Once I dreamed that I was carrying a butternut squash around as if it was a baby. I was upset because the diaper wouldn't stay on and I had nothing to feed it.

I used to have Nightmares where I could see my daughter, but she wouldn't respond to me when I called her name. I would always see her walking towards danger or getting lost somewhere and I would call her name over and over. I used to scream her name so loud that I would myself up and wake her up in her room.

In my dreams, I invent amazing touristy/consumerist areas.

The first was not too spectacular, just a very wide-reaching network of docks that a few inches above water level. You could wander the sprawling docks like a large outdoor market, pop into a bar or cafe, or hop into a small boat to move in and out of the area.

The second was a water park type of arena where there was a 4-story fortress shaped like a giant wall with openings and pathways through the wall on either side and a narrow river in between. Kids would hide in either fortress and shoot water guns or throw water balloons at the opposite side, and run between floors and windows to surprise the opposing team on the other side. Inspired by the old Halo level 'Boarding Action'.

My favorite place started as a long, linear underground mall. Looked pretty standard while you were down there, but at the end you take an escalator up and it plots you right out onto the beach, except it is a three-tiered artificial beach on top of the real beach. Each level was staggered a little further back, like 2 mezzanine levels of beach. So you could run right out to the water, or go up one level to the bar, and either hang out in the shade under the top floor, or go and sit on the sandy beach that was raised about 30 feet above sea level. Then, you could go up one level to the top level, which has an even higher beach as well as a pool and a mini bar. Rooftop beach! Then from the top floor (about 60-80 feet up), you can hop on a slide that takes you all the way down right into the ocean (Yes, I did this in the dream, both on a tube raft, and on my butt!). An absolute blast! I'm sure it's something that will exist in Dubai one day.

When I was 15 in the early 90’s, I wrecked my car when I wasn’t even supposed to be driving it. Part of my punishment was that I didn’t get to earn a replacement car. I guess I mourned my lost freedom more than I consciously knew, because I would dream that Betty White took me to the popular mall in my town and bought me a car. This was weird to me because a) why Betty White [I was definitely a fan thanks to Golden Girls watching with my grandma but still weird to me]? And b) there were no cars being sold at the mall. I guess she was my subconscious’s Fairy Godmother. 🤷🏻‍♀️

my bed was in the middle of a desert and there were hUGE spiders all over the place. one jumped on my and i woke up shaking that leg like a madwoman..

Ok, so I had this weird dream where I saw a time machine and traveled to the year 1994 to save Kurt Cobain, and I did, and we went on all sorts of adventures in the current day. It lasted a week (1 night, but the time span of the dream was 1 week)

Monday, we just talked, I wanted to know how he felt. Tuesday, We had some musical fun. Wednesday, I Played more music, Thursday was the turning point, I decided to bring him to rehab, and he met with Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic. On Friday, I noticed he was missing, and I went back to his home and noticed him completely happy, super sober, and healthy.
We then talked for the rest of the time, where then Kurt did the wackiest thing I've seen. He tried to punch me, but I woke up.

So when I was 7, I had a weird dream where I was stuck in a machine that tried to kill me, etc… and at a point it began starting to try to squash me with plastic baskets and prick me. At the end, I got teleported to a metal platform on a rocket booster, with a countdown timer at 3 seconds to liftoff. My parents are waiting below the platform, and I try to get off, but fail. Then the booster starts spewing fire and the platform blasts off. I jump and fall. I start flapping my arms, and start flying. Then a rocket flies towards me and hits me. Then I wake up all sweaty.

I had a dream I was in a mall. the Basement was parking, the Ground Floor was a Food Court, the 1st and 2nd Floor where normal Shops, the way to get into the next floors where escalators. and the mall Aesthetics was open type so you can basically sell all floors regardless on which Level you are.

But on the 3rd and last floor was when it got interesting, once your at the escalator going to the 3rd floor half way it gets Gray and Dark, and the noise from the mall just Dies out.

there are no stores there but instead you get rows and rows of what looks like an abandon hospital. with full on Heavy Metal Plated Doors, ones your see in an ER. There where port holes where you can peek inside,
its mostly empty except for dirty medical things. except for one operating room where you can see babies hanging from meat hooks, and preserved in large Jars.

it was completely surreal. no one goes to the 3rd floor. but your not restricted in anyway to go there though. and the rest of the mall is just a regular mall packed with lights and people and noise.

I was at a place called Banbury Hill Farm (I've been there previously on a holiday with my family) and my mum was inexplicably pregnant. I had said some really awful things about the baby, and my mum kicked me out. I ran through fields until I found this really weird looking shack, and because I'm never particularly clever in my dreams, I went inside. I was just helping myself to food when some priest turned up and terrified the living c**p out of me. He promised not to molest me, but after we spoke for about 20 minutes, he tried it on. I ran back to the farm, but my mum tried to get rid of me because she was still pretty upset. I explained the situation and she let me stay, although it was mainly because she went into labour and didn't have the strength to fight me. Priesty McPriestface came back and tried it on with everyone, including the only half-born baby, but my friend's brother killed the priest and my mum declared him godfather of the baby.

Also when I was 8 I had a series of nightmares in which I was trapped on a desert island with only my friends for (positive) company. There was some naked boy (my age at the time) who kept chasing me around, and these dreams went on for DAYS before I mentally shoved the boy in a box and drowned him.

I'm very disturbed, in case you couldn't tell.

I went to look at a chocolate river which I crossed on a fallen tree. The I walked up the river bank and jumped off a 1000 foot cliff into the sea. I was then chased by sharks and appeared on my parents lounge floor next to a dead person that I had killed, however everyone was happy he was dead as he was a pedophile

Okay kiddies buckle up you're in for a wild ride.

OK I believe I was about 9 when I dreamt this one and I still remember it because it was so weird.

OK it started off in a funfair that the longer you were there the more it began to fade and age. Well I was there doing some games with normal things like toss the sack into the hole kinda games. The winning toys looked like they were Frankensteined toys, that were bears and cats combined. Still looked really cute though so I tried to win them.

After that I heard someone shouting come see the oddities etc. So being the morbidly curious creature I was I went to have a look.

Well there was a manor of weird things in it, like the normal freak show stuff. Then there was a flea that could eat everything but was stored in a bath because that was the only thing that could hold it.

Then I was walking to the back of the tent and there was another creature in the back. It was freaky looking, it had cat eyes, duck feet and just looked super weird.

So then there was people screaming outside near the entrance. Over the tannoy this voice came on and said, "everyone get out of here, the zombies have made it to the funfair! Run go out the back they haven't got round that far"

So we all began running away, zombies were indeed catching up. However they didn't attack because right at the top of the hill someone decided to roll the largest round of cheese down the hill. So we all dive out of the way and the zombies started running away from the cheese.

Then someone shouted that the flea in all that rampaging has escaped.

So it began eating people, the road, everything it saw. Until someone came up with the idea of grabbing a belfast sink and trap it in it.

So we started to hunt the flea down, however everything it ate it began to grow in size. So it was big enough but not as big as the sink.

I was woken up because I was screaming and crying in my sleep from that one.

I didn't have that dream again