Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You Have Ever Had? (Ended)

Once I had a dream that I went over to my math teacher’s house to have dinner for some reason. When I got there her grandson was there and I guess I liked him. He decided to take me on a date and I was super excited. He told me it was a fancy restaurant and that it would be one of the best restaurants I had ever been to. I got there... and it was McDonald’s. I was sad but I ate chicken nuggets with him.

I was at a party, everyone was wearing turquoise t-shirts, and everything was also turquoise ( like balloons, tables, walls, etc. ) there was this big animal thing for the party, and everyone was having fun. Then we started shooting each other with grape juice out of something that looked like a nerf gun ( idk ) and when I got shot, I died and didn't wake up.

I once had a dream in which I was at a house in the woods. The house had a wrap around deck about 30 feet off the ground. Trees were so tall I couldn't see the tops. Grass green like I have never seen in person . I was standing on the deck and out of the trees came Clifford the big red dog!! He walked right up to the deck and I woke up. I was absolutely terrified!! Thing is I always read the books as a child and remember liking them.

I once had a dream where I was on a flying carpet and henchmen were after me so I started going down to the ground but was digging without me moving anything so I went through all these tunnels and henchmen was still chasing me. Then a monkey fell and hit about 11 henchmen in the face with his butt.

Once I had a really odd story like dream that went like this: There is this really sad looking kid and his to very slim parents all dressed very nicely, like it’s the 60s or something. Everything’s black and white like a in an old movie. Suddenly a man in a black cloak whooshes in from a rain storm outside, the parents nervously sit him down then go into the kitchen. The guy starts talking to the son, child, and he’s explaining how he should be careful because there is a person who every year sucks the life out of someone and takes their place to remain immortal, while he’s speaking it showed a like animated cave drawing scene of this person sucking the life out of person and becoming them, then as that same person becoming a new person, then he said something about how one time the guy was so desperate he sucked the life from and embodied a cat,*cue cave painting illustrating this*, and then it goes back to the man and boy in the living room. The boy starts to say that he doesn’t have to worry about it because he’s too young(???) and mid sentence he like seizes up and melts out of the picture. It then goes to the parents walking in to ask where the man went and the boy, who I assume is actually the man says he left. Now listen I have dreams like that, full on movies with scenes in them, and you’re gonna tell me most dreams only last 2-3 seconds??!”!?,

When I was 8 or 9 the Jurassic Park series came out. I was terrified that velociraptors would get loose and being hunted down. Outside the house i lived at the time had fields of uncut hay that moved in the wind where, like in one of the movies, the characters get eaten. In one particular nightmare, I remember this girl was trapped in what i now recognize as an Airstream, it caught on fire somehow in the velociraptor attack in a field similar to the field outside my house. She was rescued in my dream, and I am watching her on tv in an interview. Her arm is blackened. Her arm is unnaturally thin, like its mostly bone, and her hand only has two fingers. As she is haltingly thanking her rescuers, her fingers twitch, and periodically twitch. I don't remember exactly what she said, but her brown eyes in her dirty face were downcast, her dark hair either wet or matted, hanging down on either side of her face. I don't know why I remember this dream from all those years ago.

I had a dream when I was really small that There were 3 tribes/factions at war with one another. They all looked alike except the colors they wore. For some reason, I was trying to make peace, but none of them were listening. At some point I needed a lamp (think Genie lamp from the disney series) that was stored away because Group A said they had to have it. I go where it is stored in this blue wall, but a cowboy won't let me have it. The dream ends with me and the cowboy looking over the wall at a field where all three factions continue to squabble. The sky was dark, and slightly sepia colored, like a really bad storm. the field is gray. The dream ends.

When I was little (about 6-7) I had a dream where The Grinch, Jack Skellington, and others (don't ask why) were planning an attack on my house, their advantage was they could teleport through mirrors. The dream ended with them marching. When I woke up I ended up having a big fear of mirrors until I was about 8-9

So I had a (if I wanna call it that) lucid dream nightmare. So the dream starts with me at my grandmas, scrolling through (it doesn’t even exist) a site called “subari” and I find this thing called «5 things you shouldn’t do while lucid nightmare dreaming. Being the idiot I am. I tapped it, and then I see a pitch black smoke going to the door, I walked to it and a (I named it skip dunno why) pitch black figure with white eyes was staring At me. I then hear a voice saying “don’t Inrage me,”. I had no clue what it meant, (I don’t really remember a lot about this dream) I tickled skip for some dang reason, he slapped me and then I woke up, (Sorry if it made ZERO sense)

Okay so once I had a dream that I was in a library with a group of old primary school friends and one of them was saying that they always felt left out because I was good at football and they didn’t know how to tell me (???). All of a sudden we are playing this gymnastics game (don’t ask) and the end of the world arrives and the whole world is split into quarters and plagued with different types of monsters. My friends and I have to hide in a safe place which is super desolate and like a war zone. The best way I could describe it would be post-apocalyptic. Then suddenly everyone starts telling me to go to the purple section of the world, which I do, and kill a load of fungi monsters that look like giant angry mushrooms, which I do. I kill the biggest one and all of a sudden everything is back to normal and I wake up.
To be honest, it was a pretty awesome dream, although it made literally no sense.

I once dreamed that a cartoon rabbit (sort of like Bugs Bunny only it was wearing a purple shirt with no pants???) Was trying to suffocate me by hugging me super tight (Sort of like a boa constrictor might) so yeah that was super weird and oh yeah it's name was Molly,

This weird dream I had was about if you ate some weird-like candy (they were rare), you would become pregnant and the one who was the "father" would be the last person you held hands with. Idk why.

Wow there has been way to many random and quite disturbing dreams but one that still cracks me up today a dream where there was a war past vs present in my backyard. George Washington came in with his musket and and general uniform on a bungee jump (don’t ask).
Another one is where I was attending an assembly at my childhood elementary school when prince harry walked in. Everyone threw opossums at him oh so happily but I thought it was prince William so I said it’s prince William and every single being glared at me for not thinking it was prince harry. Than they threw opossums at me. Oof.

im bossy and da weirdest dream i have had isssss........
when i had to go to a barbie store and i walked in and then the barbies came to life and started running at me and i ran away but then i tripped then it ended.

I was in my room as a crazy person jumped in my window and screamed. I said what the heck happened to u. not caring at all. he just looked at me. turn's out it was a girl and she kidnapped me saying I had a super power. me denying it asked what it was then. she said it was lifting things with my mind. Me still denying said how. she just kept running. then everything went black. i woke up in a lab and their was scientists everywhere. I broke out and run out in the hallway. not knowing which way to go i run right. the girl which i recognize for some reason chases me. as I run i try to remember where i have seen her. I see the front door. I run out and there are police everywhere surrounding the building. I remember i have a super power. not knowing how to use it I just try. I start flying. I was trying to move the ground but this is better. the girl runs out the door. she looks around and asks where i am. the police say up. she looks and i put full force at the ground. I start going up very fast. after i get the hang of it i just get out of the area. I sit on top of a tall tree. I hear police sirens everywhere. I just look up at the night sky. just wondering what just happened. Then i woke up. Hope u guys liked that. Enjoy!

I had a super weird series of nightmares each month becasue i was afraid of bears. This went on for years. I was in a house sleeping on a floor and these bears came at me . Then it went to another scene but there were 4 bears in a picture exactly like the marilyn monroe picture by andy wahol. then i was in a forest with a bunch of kids and they all ran and hid in trees. I went in one as well with a strange dog. Then the bear came and smashed all the trees. I then woke up.

I had this a few days ago. Me and 15 kids from my class went to a shed full of greeting cards and knives. Then one of the girls said 'QUick grab a card and a knife.' Their were'nt enough so i missed out and my friend gave me hers. Then we looked out the window and their was another of my friends but looking really creepy. I said to everyone 'hide in the side room'. we did and i was the last person so i full on dived in there. Turns out we forgot to close the door and creepy friend came in. Me and 4 others managed to climb out the window as creepy friend turned everyone else creepy. Then i was running through a shopping centre with one of the friends who escaped with 2 creepy friends chasing us. She fell over and said dramatically, 'You go on, leave me behind!' I left her behind and met up with the other 3 and we went into a shed. Turns out it was full of zombie like creepy friends which we managed to kill. Then 1 of the 3 got swept away by a river. The rest of us then decided to seperate and i woke up.

I was a Squirtle. Just chilling on a rock at a beach. Then some Pokemon Trainer came by and trys to capture me. I gave him a Headnut and knock him out. some other trainers saw this, and now they want to capture me too. they all get the same treatment. I somehow got famous for being the stubborn Squirtle. Trainers queued up to try capture me. Later they even ganged up. Had to fight lots of different plant type and elektro type Pokemons..... and then finally they managed to capture me. When the trainer let me out of the Pokeball, to fight another Trainer, I just turned around and aqua gunned him to a bloody pulp. This was the final experience I needed to evolve. But all the fightings gave me so much experience, that I evolved directly to a Blastoise. Then I go on a rampage through the villages on the beach and even aim for World Domination.

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This dream was probably 10 years ago but I'll always remember it and it still confuses me.
I was in the middle of a huge salt pan, absolutely nothing for miles but salt & several huge boulders. I was with my parents, aunt and our dog. We were also joined by Ellie and the two possums from Ice Age 2; The Meltdown.
As we were just wondering the area these huge floating purple balls with black spikes coming out of them (think Globe Thistle looking) started chasing us. So we ran away and my dad suddenly found a little hole in one of the giant boulders and ushered us all inside, the hole turned into a little sloped cave and the slope suddenly turned into a bouncy rainbow coloured slide with a disco ball on the ceiling and a floor to ceiling ball bit at the bottom... We had to swim our way out of the ball pit. Then I woke up.

I'm pretty sure that dream was inspired partly by watching Ice Age 2; The Meltdown and Top Gear: Botswana Special earlier that day.