Hey, pandas! Share the weirdest dreams you have ever had!
Mine would have to be this one:
One dream was like the robot apocalypse. There was one giant robot dedicated to each country. Australia got the biggest—the boss robot. We defeated it no problem and then, my family was nominated to look after it before we tamed it and had a big ceremony for it. Everyone was outside my house, even Prince Harry and Meghan were there. Millions of people came to see this beast. It was finally time to let it out, and my nanny told me to go and get. I refused to because, well, it was a giant robot. Then she asked my cousin, and she refused, too. They then asked my little sister, who was like 7 at the time, and she replied with, “Sure!” She goes into the house and knocks on the door to signal that she was ready with the tamed robot. We take a deep breath and open the door. She comes out riding a Billy Goat. And of course, this seemed completely normal while I was having the actual dream. But looking back at it, it was one of the weirdest dreams I have ever had. Oh, and the crowd was very much pleased with my little sister riding around on a Billy Goat that used to be a deadly robot. So, what is the lesson we learned from this? Deadly robots taking over the world turn into Billy Goats once they are tamed. I need to get myself one of these.
#21
I had a dream where there was a war with marshmallows and ice cream. It was witch one is yummier. I came into the middle of it and ate both teams because I was hungry. 😝
6points
#22
I had this nightmare in 5th grade that will haunt me for the rest of my days.
That day, we had a little worksheet that we had to do for class. One of the questions was "Which one of these things might be described as ferocious?" One of the options was " a hungry baby". So, as a joke, I circled that answer.
That night, I had the most HORRIFYING nightmare.
I was in a large, empty auditorium, and I saw a little girl, no older than 3 or 4, sitting a few seats away from me. She was a blond-haired girl with a pink dress and a cute little ponytail on the top of her head. I was in a kind of trance, just staring around the place.
Then, the girl turned her head and grinned at me, and I saw her big, yellow eyes. I felt insanely freaked out and ran for it.
Suddenly, I was on a hill, and the auditorium was nowhere in sight. All I saw was a deep, dark drop and those yellow eyes in the darkness. I tried running, but I felt groggy and my legs felt like it was made of lead. Nonetheless, I kept on running at an excruciatingly slow pace, up the hill and toward a playground that was on the top of the hill. I saw my parents at the playground, as well as my brother and a few other kids.
However, when I turned back, I saw that the girl was crawling toward me, with a strange, Cheshire-Cat looking kind of grin.
I ran past the playground, shouting at my family and the kids to get away. I then heard screams and running footsteps, but I was so panicked, I didn't look back.
Suddenly, I was in the auditorium again, backstage. To my horror, the baby was only a few feet away from me!
It now had red stains of dried blood on its dress and a few red splotches on its face and around the mouth. I grabbed a nearby broom as a weapon, and when it came near me, I kicked the thing away from me and fled to the stage of the auditorium.
It now had red stains of dried blood on its dress and a few red splotches on its face and around the mouth. I grabbed a nearby broom as a weapon, and when it came near me, I kicked the thing away from me and fled to the stage of the auditorium.
The place was now filled with people, all chatting and unaware of the creature. I shouted to get their attention and ran for my life, as the baby ran out and toward the audience.
After that, it was just complete chaos. There were running people everywhere. Screams filled the small space.
By then, I had realized that this was a dream and tried desperately to wake myself up. Then, to my horror, I realized that I could no longer move! Worst of all, the baby was crawling toward me at an alarming speed. I was completely frozen in fear, and then, just as the thing was about to sink its teeth into my neck, I woke up.... at 3:00 A.M in the morning.
I was too afraid to go back to sleep after that. I just stared at the ceiling, feeling too afraid to even move, until my mom awoke and told me to get dressed.
That day, I had a concert. While playing a solo piece, I saw a little girl who matched the description of the thing I saw in the dream PERFECTLY, so I kinda freaked out and missed a few notes.
I am still pretty traumatized. My friends and I all had a good laugh after that, but I will forever remember the blood-stained dress, the manic grin, and the glowing yellow eyes.....
6points
#23
When I was in elementary school, I had a porcelain doll in my room. It was faced in my direction, but she was looking a bit above my head. I was very, very afraid of it. I was also afraid that if I took it out of my room it would get angry at me and hurt me. Thanks to that doll, I had some pretty weird dreams.
One time in a dream, I was lying in bed, trying to fall asleep. That's when I looked at my doll and noticed that she was looking RIGHT. AT. ME. (she normally looks a bit above my head). Her eyes were glowing red and she started singing, a very slow "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands". Her eyes then started crying blood. I tried to yell for my parents, but nothing came out.
After that dream, I got rid of the doll.
One time in a dream, I was lying in bed, trying to fall asleep. That's when I looked at my doll and noticed that she was looking RIGHT. AT. ME. (she normally looks a bit above my head). Her eyes were glowing red and she started singing, a very slow "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands". Her eyes then started crying blood. I tried to yell for my parents, but nothing came out.
After that dream, I got rid of the doll.
6points
#24
this was my brother's dream, not mine. but it's the funniest ive heard. he walked into a department store where they sold shampoo which took all your facial features off, which i apparently tried. then tamatoa burst in the store holding moana, and bit off her head. but she just put it back on and did the same to him. then maui came in through the hole tamatoa made in the wall, so moana gave him her eyeball. he ate it. he then proceeded to barf up his hook. moana decided her work there was done, so she went to the bathroom. when she came out, she was a W with eyes and a nose. my brother asked if she was a boy, and she responded by farting.
he was six.
6points
#25
When I was about 13, I had a dream where I was hiding atop a Nazi U-Boat so I could get to a converted oil platform turned U-Boat refueler in order to fight and kill zombie Hitler. I was woken up for school right before the fight started. I have also found that my dreams are often influenced by videogames, such as the time I played JC3 before bed and my entire dream was me playing JC3 in a pure white room.
5points
#26
Once I had a dream where my house was flooding but it was very old and was flooding weirdly. The basement had screen doors that were open wide but only had a few inches of water, even though there was a tsunami that went well over the height of my house. The main floor was filled with water but the windows were barely open. The top floor was also full of water. I also had one other dream about how there was a tsunami so I was hiding but I was hiding in the tsunami, and it was like an abstract sculpture but huge and blue. there were also splashes of green, orange, and yellow color in the tsunami.
5points
#27
The dream where I was chased by a demon who turned out to be terrified of used teabags.
5points
#28
So one time I dreamed that my dad and I were at this county fair that for some reason was in my (previous) church parking lot. At first my dad and I were just sitting under an awning eating at a cafe that was also a part of the fair, and my dad looks over and we see the Simpsons; Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson are standing off to the side while Homer was climbing one of those strong man bells? Like the type you hit to measure strength, but this one you could climb... anyhow, my dad sees this and for some reason, needs to prove that he can climb it faster than Homer Simpson. So my dad starts to also climb the pole thing and he and Homer are neck and neck and then they start punching each other. Right there on the pole. Both Lisa Simpson and I were mortified. Also during this entire scenario the song Father of Mine by Everclear was playing so I was hearing that instead of real words... When I woke up, that song was playing on the radio.
This dream occurred 15 years ago and it still trips me out to this day!
This dream occurred 15 years ago and it still trips me out to this day!
5points
#29
I once had a dream that I went to my cousins house for thanksgiving and I went upstairs to brush my teeth and downstairs I heard everyone screaming so I ran downstairs and they were all watching the tv and screaming about how Al Gore was coming, and then I was like, "No! My turnips will burn!" And they didn't here me and then Al Gore came and he was like just hanging out.
5points
#30
I had a dream where my head had be decapitated and I was holding my own head telling someone that they need to take me to the hospital because I didn't like the amount of blood dripping. So a guy took me to the hospital who had his arm chopped off and in his truck was a chopped off head and a dead body in the garage.
5points
#31
When I was about 6ish I had a dream where I was being chased by a dinosaur
5points
#32
I once dreamed that a dog fell through a sewer grate thing, and it somehow made a portal to my attic. I ran to my attic and the dog came out of a purple toilet in a dollhouse. And then I woke up, really confused, because we don't even have an accessible attic.
5points
#33
I had a dream when I was a kid that I was taking a shower in the kitchen and my German teacher saw me and I screamed louder than I had ever screamed before. Still traumatised,
5points
#34
I once had a very vivid dream that I wanted to go to the cinema with some friends. The cinema was in the next town so we'd normally take cars. However, I was left behind (still not sure why...). So I decided to walk. About 7 km. As I was dogsitting at the time, my dream changed and suddenly I took the dog with me. So we went. Let's just ignore the gorilla on the train tracks that suddenly appeared on the outskirts of my hometome. Neither train tracks nor a gorilla are normally there. What's weird for me was that, while we were on the way, the dog turned around and looked at me angrily. Then he started to complain why I would force him to walk all the way - in my older brother's voice. He even had the annoyed tone I am still confronted with very frequently. That's when I woke up.
5points
#35
I was in the park when a grandma stole my cheeses so we wrestled for it and I ended up getting thrown into a volcano. Inside of the volcano, there was a rainbow grapefruit shop run by Barak Obama
5points
#36
Not me, but one morning, I went to wake up my sister and she sat up and said “maharbaan,” half asleep. (I later found out this means hello in Arabic). Now this might not be abnormal, but we are half Finnish, half Chinese, and she, to the best of my knowledge, does not speak a word of any other language, so this was quite a surprise to me.
4points
#37
I once had a dream that I was in an old, decaying house. It was completely destroyed, paint was peeling, there were no lights. It was night out, and I was looking for the bedroom so I could sleep. The bedroom was the only safe place in the house. For some reason I knew that something was following me. I could hear the footsteps getting louder, I knew I wasn't gonna make it to the bedroom in time. I dashed into the nearest room, locked the door, and turned to face the mirror when I saw my last name written in blood. And then I woke up.
4points
#38
i once had a dream that elvis presley was cutting my hair and it was terrifying.
imagine this: uhuhaa *chop chop* thank you very muuch *chop chop* *elvis dance* *chop chop*
i had this dream repeatedly until i turned 10 years old, and i can surely say it scared the heck out of me.
4points
#39
This was over 30 years ago, but I still remember it vividly.
I was walking through a field of tall grass on a hot day when I noticed some moving through the grass. Whatever it was, it was fast! I watched it as it sped by several feet in front of me, around a 12-foot tall barber pole (black and orange strips, though) and then off in a different direction.
I kept walking. Soon, another whatever it was came speeding towards me. This one, however passed about a foot in front of me.
It was a squid.
It was about two feet long and was suspended about six inches above the ground. It seemed to have adapted the "jet" process it would use in water quite well in air. It also rounded the pole and followed the same trajectory of the first one.
It was then I remembered that Kansas had just legalized para-mutual squid racing, and I realized I must have stumbled across a training area. I didn't want any of the squid (or me) injured by crashing into me, so picked up my pace to get out of the training area.
I was walking through a field of tall grass on a hot day when I noticed some moving through the grass. Whatever it was, it was fast! I watched it as it sped by several feet in front of me, around a 12-foot tall barber pole (black and orange strips, though) and then off in a different direction.
I kept walking. Soon, another whatever it was came speeding towards me. This one, however passed about a foot in front of me.
It was a squid.
It was about two feet long and was suspended about six inches above the ground. It seemed to have adapted the "jet" process it would use in water quite well in air. It also rounded the pole and followed the same trajectory of the first one.
It was then I remembered that Kansas had just legalized para-mutual squid racing, and I realized I must have stumbled across a training area. I didn't want any of the squid (or me) injured by crashing into me, so picked up my pace to get out of the training area.
4points
#40
I was either 9 or 10 when I had this dream. It starts with me being in school. A random lady was teaching, and I saw through the window that a tornado had shown up in the distance. I kept on telling the teacher that there was a tornado, but she said there was not and we would be fine, even as the tornado siren went off. Right before the tornado hit our classroom, I woke up to my mom opening my door to my bedroom, possibly to wake me up. To this day, I don't know if she woke me up, or if it was a coincidence that she came in right when I woke.
4points