Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You Have Ever Had? (Ended)

i once had a dream that i was walking home from school and a yellow umbrella jumped out of a hedge and chased me

Don't know about the weirdest ever, but here's the last one I had. I was at an almost deserted wide sandy beach at night, and I saw a tiger cub playfully chasing after a dog (adult, a med-sized and long fur breed).

1: I had this dream when I was very little. I used to sit on the couch with my dad and watch him play this cool hunting game where you shoot the deer. One night, I had this crazy dream: I woke up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water. When I came out, I looked at my brother's bedroom door. I tapped on his door rhythmically with one finger, which opened up a small shaft in the door. A little phone came out, still stuck in the door. I was amazed! Then I realized that was my dad's phone because it automatically started playing that hunting game. I watched it as I always watched my dad play it. The game missed a few times, then hit some deer in the side. As soon as it got a headshot, a terribly creepy face popped up and laughed in my face. I ran into the kitchen, bumping into a witch. Then I sprinted to the sliding glass door. There were mobs everywhere! Evil creatures of every shape, size, and color were after me. One mob I remember in particular was a giant tick on the side of our garage. I have no idea how the dream ended. (I don't know what to call the creatures, but I play a lot of Minecraft, so I call them mobs, I guess.)

2: I had this repeating dream. This person seems really normal in the dream, but once I wake up, I can't describe them. So it goes like this: My brother and I are playing outside on the driveway with chalk. A vehicle turns and starts heading up our driveway. (Sometimes the vehicle was a jeep, and sometimes it was a small car.) My brother and I try to head inside but our feet are weighed down or something. My brother won't move, so I grab his arm and pull him with me. (I can really feel the strain and all the effort I am putting into this and I usually wake up sore.) We barely make it to the porch, where we can move regularly, and we race inside and lock the front door. That's where it ends.
Some nights, my dream had a strange twist. My dad was outside with us when the vehicle pulled up. The people in the vehicle started shooting. There is blood everywhere. My dad takes most of the bullets. I cry out to my dad, who is lying on the floor, as my brother and I make it inside and barely lock the door.
That dream kept reoccurring throughout the school year. My mom always woke me up for school as soon as I got in the house. It was summer when I finally got to finish the dream, and the dream stopped repeating.
The second part:
We lock the door, and this guy I can't identify bursts through it. I help my little brother up the stairs and we run to my room. I tuck him away in the closet, fearing what might happen to him if he stayed with me. I run in my parent's room, locking both doors to get in. I hide beneath their bed. This evil woman that looks kinda like a skinny Ursula slithers under the door and into the room. I unlock the other door and run away, slamming the door behind me. The woman slithers under the door, coming towards me. I am trapped in my parent's bathroom! I take a moment to get a good look at the lady. She is purple and she looks kinda like a squid. She is similar to Ursula but way skinnier. I realize she is not wearing any clothing. I say excuse me and walk past her, back into my parent's room. She follows. I dig around in my parent's closet and find an old pair of my mother's clothing. I hand it to the lady and she says, "Thank you! All I ever wanted were some clothes!" and we instantly became friends!
(I had a wild imagination as a kid, and my thoughts would carry into my dreams as I fell asleep)

One time, when I was young, I had this odd dream, where I was in some sort of temple(?) that was like yellow-ish white. Very tall. With a very bright turquoise river going through it.

Very nice scene, right?

Welp, there's a large wave and a FOX is on a SURFBOARD saying "Waaahahahoooo!" (Not normal to me) And a REALLY big shark--a BIG shark?!--- eats the fox who is still on the wave.

It gets weirder/worse. My big BROTHER (wth) pops out of nowhere--only the "bust" (like a statue)--- and is legit like "yoyoyo" or something. The shark is still going forward, at top speed, so I'm kinda freaking out. It felt so real.

I woke up saying "(Brother's name)! Look out!"

I have a lot of bizarre dreams but I can only remember bits of them. One, from 55 or so years ago involved . . . think an outdoor setting where people are in a circle around a campfire, except there was no campfire, just a circle of crucified Jesuses -- but they matter of factly moved around by hopping their crosses where they wanted to go. (Clearly, I'd just started to notice what was going on in mass and caught sight of a crucifix, which apparently weirded me out.) Next, about 50 years ago, recurring dreams involving the angry apple throwing apple trees from the Wizard of Oz -- they'd "welcome" me back each night but were anything but friendly. Obviously, I was traumatized by watching the movie. And zoom to last night, where my car had apparently broken down, so I borrowed a dining room table and drove that instead (no steering wheel or anything, just foot controls like for a sewing machine.) The guy who loaned it to me suggested I keep to the back streets rather than the highways as it would probably be safer.

So I have two. One of them I dreamed I was at school during the Fun Run, by Boosterthon. I was in a circus instead of outside.Suddenly I was in the seats watching others race. My crush was in the seat, and I started drinking coke and eating pizza. Suddenly I was back in the race and I took First place doing the most laps. My mom congratulated me. Suddenly I was In my Kindergarten classroom at the end of the day, but I had no shoes nor socks on. Suddenly I saw Lexi, the sassy bossy girl from first or second grade, whom told me I could not leave without socks and shoes. Suddenly I was outside, supposedly recess, but my shoes were back, and there was a kid, Jack, from preschool who i recently found out went to my school. I caught up with my friends, Brock,Jasper H and Jasper T, but somehow Jack- there was a amplifier and a karaoke machine outside, but Jack was flying a BB-8. It flew on top of the school roof and Jack screamed NOOO! I woke up, but it was like night and I had had four previous dreams that I cannot recall. Then I blinked, maybe fell asleep, and opened my eyes and it was 7 or 8 am.

I had this dream twice, about a year and a half apart.

Wonder Woman and Super Girl and some other female heroes were in my house, and apparently evil. anyways, I ran into my parent's bedroom, locked the door. They started banging in the door, so i went into the bathroom and locked the door. They broke through the bedroom door & the bathroom door was about to break, and i was trying to figure out what to do when the dream stops.

also, that's not really the weirdest, but it's the easiest to write about.

1. I was getting chased by weird shaped dinos in a blob city.
2. In orchestra class, I was "learning" viola, but it was really a concert with and old man playing a viola. For some reason everyone was slouching.
3. Evil people with vacuum cleaners chased me all around town.
4. Peppa pig is evil! She killed my family in a surf shop. This was even before Piggy was out and I didn't even play Roblox. :(
5. I was crossing a cross walk at Wal-mart to get to a car that didn't exist and then a train from a show I used to watch called "Chuggington" came my way. Anansi the spider was on top of the train.. He had a human face

That is just some of my awkward dreams!!!

I had a dream that I was kidnapped. The man who kidnapped me had on a black jacket over a black hoodie, with the hood up. Over the hood was a black ski mask, and over that was one of those white masks that murderers wear in movies and haunted houses.
He locked me in my grandma's house, in the bedroom. It had less stuff than it usually does, and it was dark, but the dark that you get when the sun just set and everything turns blue. There was a bed, two cabinets, and my old dolls were scattered with their heads twisted towards me, like they were watching me. I had a small black purse on me, but it was completely empty except for one small bobby pin.
I watched through a window close to the ceiling as the man's black car drove away. The window was way too high for me to climb, so I unlocked the door. When I got it open, I climbed through the hallway. It was at a slight angle, so it was like walking up a ramp. There were doors on either side of the hallway, but I didn't try to go through them.
When I got up, I saw my grandma's living room, exactly how it was in real life. I saw my grandmother, just standing there with her back to me, just staring at her plants. I did the only logical thing in a dream, and started jumping up and down and telling her how I escaped. Then my grandma looked up and said "Ooh, who is that? Oh, nasty. Ugh." (my grandma is... like that.)
Where my grandmother's bedroom hallway should've been, I saw a wall and then a man appeared. It was the man who kidnapped me. He saw me, and said, "Oh, there you are." Then he ran at me with a knife. I couldn't run. He plunged the knife deep into my shoulder, laughing like a maniac. Then I woke up. It still freaks me out thinking about it. I still have dreams that revolve around that one.

This is a great coincidence. I had this dream last night. It started with me finding a kangaroo who knew basic English. I decided to take it to school with me so that it could learn more things. It slowly turned into a real human. Suddenly, I get a text message saying that I have to find and shoot person with the American flag on their tuxedo. I go to a shopping mall to find this person, eventually, after a lot of looking at male chests (a very good part of my dream) I finally find it. Its Arnold Schwarzenegger. I tell him I have to kill him. He says no. I ask for a selfie. I wake up.