Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

I just got my hospital bill for staying overnight in the E.R. With chest pain. My part, $32,000 and some change.

Jo mei, wos soi i dazua sogn.
Wahrscheinlich nix, is eh gscheida, sunst vasteht me kana.

Cheese, clogs, tullips, windmills (old and new) I live about 5 meters below sealevel. (with dikes of course)

Nooo mummy i'm sorry i got A- please don't hit me with the chappel

You can nearly die,and won't be charged anything

G'day mate, I better go ride my kangaroo to school where we learn to photoshop so our photos don't look upside down

Tech support scams, roti, strict as heck parents, spice ass food

You can describe every single feeling you have with one word: KURWA.

No, i won't serve you cappuccino with your lunch, sir.

I add way too many spices in things and people always ask me if I can speak English.

Both the pacific and the atlantic are rechable and visible on the same day. There's even many spots from where you can see both. Also, putting your car on a given location to remain iddle, and hang out with your friends is the same. Last but not least, your grandpa provides the rum, and excels at it

We avoid lengthy trials by blaming animals for hits on famous people. Last century, our prime minster vanished. Our whole country accepted the explanation that a shark did it. Then a famous conservationist was murdered. They told us a sting ray did it. We said, ‘ok.’

Putting cream in carbonara is a punishable offense.

¡OLE!

Opaaaaa!!!!

I walked an extra block to avoid an irate goose.

No, I don’t live in an igloo!

Letter Ř

I don't break spaghetti in half before cooking them

coffee (not america)