Description or something, idk.
#101
Happiness is not having to smile at people.
2points
#102
I have not done military service, never paid for my child’s birth and my capital has about a million people as inhabitants, but we are not famous for banking
2points
#103
Country is easy as all I have to mention is that we kicked an angry orange out of power last year. Specific part of that country - if we were our own country we’d be the 5th largest economy in the world. We like strawberries, tech and nuclear weapons. We produce more agricultural products than any other part of the country. More people live here than in Canada. We have a bridge that is a different color than its name suggests. You can start your day snowboarding in our mountains, do motocross in the desert at lunch, and end the day surfing at the beach if you really wanted to. (oh and blah blah blah stuff like movies, television, celebrities and crap like that) I may hate my country as a whole, but tbh I actually love the part I live in.
2points
#104
we have cheeseburgers, guns, and stupid people here.
2points
#105
Top O' the mornin' to ye!
2points
#106
1776
2points
#107
You can lose your life savings if you get sick.
2points
#108
Land of the best singers and of course the best Flag of all.
2points
#109
Aloha!
2points
#110
Basically we told the sea to FF off, because we live here now!
2points
#111
Half our citizens will tell you that we have the best country in the world,, we invented everything you have in your country. We are the only country where you can be free. All the wars are us just helping the poor ignorant masses. And the other half of the country Are just sitting at a counter with our head in our hands wondering where our school tax went
2points
#112
We hate everyone who isn't the patriarchy but claim to be equal to everyone!
1point
#113
We are so honest, free and open that we offend everyone who gets near our arrogant selves.
oh yeah, and we've stolen everything we claim as our own. Even our Tulips.
oh yeah, and we've stolen everything we claim as our own. Even our Tulips.
1point
#114
Great White North
1point
#115
Me: “WHERE THE FRIG IS ME FISH N CHIPS?”
Mum: “NAH I TOLD YA INNIT, WE’RE ‘AVING CURRY NOW!”
Me: “… a’ight, bet.”
Mum: “NAH I TOLD YA INNIT, WE’RE ‘AVING CURRY NOW!”
Me: “… a’ight, bet.”
1point
#116
*goes to bus stop* *another person there* *goes back home*
1point
#117
It is very obvious:
A magpie robin sits on a water lily enjoying a piece of Jackfruit.
1point
#118
Lego, Beer and Bacon
1point
#119
My bread tastes like cake, and the steering wheel is on the left :)
1point
#120
We think the Superbowl is something everyone is interested in
1point