Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

At least one person in my family is named John, George, Demetri, Kosta, Chris, Eleni, or Maria.

When something bad happens to the economy we blame one political party when it's both.

G’day mate

I FROM WHERE THE PANDAS ARE

I live in a place where there is multiple fast food restaurants, car washes, and gas stations on every corner. And there is another gas station of a competitor company right next to that gas station. We fly lots of flags and some more controversial then others. We also have very large food portions and ice in drinks. Inclement weather(depending on where you are), traffic, overpriced heath care, and politics are a problem here.

G'DAY MATE 'BOUT TO PUT SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE THEN RIDE MAH KANGAROO
LOOK OUT FOR THAT REDBACK IN THE TOILET MATE, THAT'D F**K YA UP REAL GOOD

Large military, guns, lots of different types of landscape

Cheese!

guns and mcdonalds and the occasional incest baby

If I got even moderately injured at my high-risk job, it would ruin my life.

We’re legally allowed to marry out first cousins. And the schools don’t care at all lmao

Lifted trucks and bud light

If anyone else thinks that "popty ping" is a real term rather than what the locals use to have a lol down the pub, I don't know what to say. It's microdon.

"Yeah,nah.."

Health “care”

We have scheduled power cuts (Loadshedding)

"Please drive safely, there are no hospitals nearby"

We love seafood, we have Subway, and we can drive to Canada. We're also the BEST place for sunrise photography (not to brag), just not in winter. Last thing, everyone here is a huge football fanatic (the Patriots).

Coca-Cola is not the most popular fizzy (soft) drink.

We have a geographical border that looks like a mitten.
Healthcare system sucks.
VERY diverse citizens.
Gub'ment is shady af.