Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

guns, beer, and the Superbowl parties

Pour language is more than a traditional bread and a pastry. Most natives are very Bad at languages and Breaking Bad would've ended with a simple card.

I set out to do some of the GOOD things about my country... turns out it's pretty hard.
Guns, drugs, alcohol and hatred... you should be able to get it from that, sadly.

Rain....

everyone is horizontally tall

A store in my city that sells every major food group:
Fries, Burgers, Soda, and more!

I have to speak a minimum of 3 languages just to be able to talk to anyone.

in the summer you never know what time it is.

Would you like some kielbasa?

Went to the pharmacy to go grab a cake, some snacks, a card, and a balloon for someone’s birthday. Passed by a few gun stores on my way home.

Tell Me You’re From Your Country Without Telling Me You’re From Your Country: (Pulls up to McDonald’s drive thru) “Hi can I order a triple quarter pounder with everything on it and a side of large fries?

Some of the most significant products of People born in this country include James Watt's steam engine,the bicycle, macadamisation, Alexander Graham Bell's invention of the first practical telephone, John Logie Baird's invention of television and Sir Alexander Fleming
best known for discovering the world's first broadly effective antibiotic substance, which he named penicillin.

TW for colonialism.

We get get mistaken for the country that we used to be a region of until 1947.

Nessie, tartan, hills

4 seasons in a day, and this can happen in January or June

Can you pay me those 50 cents back please?

Sometimes I don't know if the loud bang I just heard was a gunshot or some idiot setting off a firework. Depends on the place and time of day which one is more likely, but who knows. It doesn't even really faze me that much, I just move away from the windows to be safe.

I was late in college because the bus drivers were on strike again... But both are for free.

Its all made in china and the peeps vote for an ompa loompa

11 official languages. 9 provinces. One of the top 3 strongest economies on the continent. 100% freedom of religion. Gay marriages since 2007. Highest buildings on the continent and richest square mile on the continent. Many tourist attractions. Worst Gini Coefficient on earth (greatest inequality).