Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent

I drive minivan.

In my purse I always have bandaids, fruit snacks, Tylenol, Advil, lactose intolerance pills (which I am not!), hard candies, safety pins, a pen & paper.

There were Littlest Pet Shop animals in the manger at Christmas time "because Jesus needed more animals"

I make up lullabies on the fly...at 3 in the morning

I grapoed hold of a stranger's hand at the road side and said...."hold my Danny". I also pointed to a horse out of the bus window and said..."look, a poppo"

I had two extra kids named Ida Know and Ont Know living in my house.

Every chair I regularly sit in has a roll of paper towel within reach.

I never feel like I am doing enough.

The sound of silence isn't just a great song from Disturbed but is also the sound I fear the most coming from the bedroom

I have heard every spoiler to every movie that I don't even want to see.

Not Mine, Wasn't Me, and I didn't do it are all my roommates. Though I don't remember inviting them to stay with me in my home. 🙃🤔🤪

Know all the words to the Pokemon theme and names of all of Ash's pokemon from every region I used to only know pikachu and jigglypuff

My hair has been used to wipe a snotty nose clean

I just had to yell, "Don't poke that spider with your finger!"

Every time I open the shower curtain to step in, there are many and various types of toys laying in the tub. Most of them aren't even made for water so I have to scoop them all up and lay them on a towel to dry just to get in the shower. Same thing the next day. It never ends.

My son greeted my husband "HI Steve. Oops I mean dad." My husband is named James. Blues clues was important.

How do you get permanent marker off a cat??!!….asking for a friend😬

My house has a constant tornado that seems to be as violent as the storm on Jupiter, has forced me to utter "don't stick your finger there" and "that's not where that goes" on thousands of occasions, and seems to have a new and absolutely random question waaay to complicated for me to answer in a moments time every .25 seconds...

Also, I have one friend. Her name is Voda Ka and we speak often. She understands me lmao.

I've gone to work wearing nail polish on my toes and fingers, because small humans needed to both be nail technicians and I was the only victim... I mean customer available...