Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent

Just did laundry and already have 6 loads to do again

I know far too much about Minecraft, a game I've never had any desire to play....

All of the pasta in my pantry, and all of the chicken nuggets in my freezer are shaped like animals.

Two of our five Disney + profiles = Princess KK and Dorkasaurus

Maria BeRomero 1 minute ago
I am usually encountered in random places like a grocery store singing twinkle twinkle little star while been alone.

I have witnessed the length and girth of freshly produced poop entirely too many times.

I keep a box of Lego in the back seat of my car for boredom emergencies. My kids are in their 30s ... haven't lived with me for years.

Not a parent, but an older sister.
I hid MANY candies in my old history books. Dante's Inferno, Brown's Da Vinci Code, full of candies. that's the only place my baby brother will never look into.

All valuables must be put 3ft or higher out of reach

Because I said so.

I can name all the pups from paw patrol. The sound of the snorts from Pepa pig's family makes me cringe - "muddy puddles" oh my horror

I often have to clean up old pizza boxes and pop cans outside that have bb holes through them. Have night crawlers in my fridge and often have to look at and hear about cardboard tinfoil duct tape boats.

Apparently I can Venmo allowances.

I was putting a shed together and was singing "Fruit Salad" by the Wiggles

I'm pretty sure I could clog a shop-vac with the contents from within our couch cushions.

I've seen every Episode of "Bluey" so many times I can recite them.

I installed locks at the top of my bedroom and bathroom doors.

I co-habitate with a jerk named 'Not Me' that LITERALLY does nothing and everything. Somehow, my other co-habitants knows this person on a deep level, yet none have seen them. I can't wait for this jerk to turn 18 and move the eff out....

I will forever store toys, graduation gowns and a wedding dress of someone who doesn't live with me anymore.

Most items in my purse come from mother nature and 'can easily be recycled or re-used'.