Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent

I give kisses on chubby cheeks despite getting punched before 🤣

I saw the Emoji movie.

"Why is the fridge open?"

I have said "we do not pp in cup holders"

Each time I see something prefixed with the word "baby" (e.g. baby carrots, baby leaf lettuce) the words/tune "do-do, do-do-do-do" automatically follows in my head.

I have taken a pick axe to the side of my garden to create a "construction site" so that the excavators don't dig up my cucumbers. Every morning the house is clean, and two hours into the day I can't walk in a straight line. And I've had to ask why boogers are on the wall or smiley faces are drawn in poop on the sports car I don't get to use anymore in the garage.

I can make pot of coffee with one hand.

Aww the sweet smell of, Oh no it's nail polish!

To say it like Downton Abby: Weekend? What's a weekend?

I have 2 refrigerators and a pantry all completely stocked with food. I am told multiple times a day that we "Never have anything to eat in this house!"

I just did my laundry and am so excited that I have clean nipple pads lol

Annual mileage in my car - around 8000 miles. Percentage of those miles that are not actually 'Taxi-ing daughter around' - Probably around 10 % :)

Going to the washroom?--!! Lmao!!!

Ur quiet!!!!

In my purse I have baby teeth that aren’t mine. The tooth fairy has to do something with them!

It's rare when the house is clean.

Ask your mother.

Ask your mother.

While I was folding laundry, my youngest informed me that me put a lego up his bum. Why?! Because it was itchy. Afterwards, he proceeded to get upset when I wouldn’t let him keep said lego. Thank heavens it was a smooth one and not a big brick!

Them on Monday : c