Anything funny you want to petition? Well, here's your place to be. You could hold a petition to rename hand sanitizer "paper cut finder 2000."
#41
Petitions to:
Make the word "scrimpled" an adjective meaning the grooved effect on butter when spread onto bread by a serrated edge knife
Ban all negative miserable soap operas like Eastenders.
Make illegal the religious education of children until after age 8 to put an end to indoctrination.
Make Bored Panda a regular TV show.
Make the date of the first moon landing an international day of celebration.
9points
#42
Petition for passing lane drivers that won’t yield or drivers that ride in that lane. When someone is caught doing this, they have camera and software installed in their cars that prevent them from ever driving in that lane again. If they are caught disabling or other circumventing the software, a lifetime ban from ever entering the freeways.
9points
#43
A petition to outlaw the use of The phrase, “you know”.
7points
#44
Ok. Serious here. I would like to petition Someone to explain the extra letters after LGBT(Q)+. I get the original 4. Q not so much, because I thought calling someone queer was an insult. And I'm just unclear as to what the other letters represent. (No cable, not on social media, tend not to socialize much, home is where my heart is)
I have no trouble accepting people for who they are or how they identify. But I also don't want to make random strangers uncomfortable by asking personal questions. And knowledge can lead to better understanding in general. And maybe it will lead to some people who are not accepting to understand better and be more accepting. So, can someone help with that? Thanks Pandas!
I have no trouble accepting people for who they are or how they identify. But I also don't want to make random strangers uncomfortable by asking personal questions. And knowledge can lead to better understanding in general. And maybe it will lead to some people who are not accepting to understand better and be more accepting. So, can someone help with that? Thanks Pandas!
7points
#45
Petition to legally allow people to bury or cremate anyone who says "I'm dead." If they say "I'm literally dead," then you are also legally entitled to 50% of their will.
7points
#46
Offically recognize Bleen as a hew number between six and seven
6points
#47
Petition to require any person who refuses to let another parent/guardian in the car line (alternating of course) to be made to go to the end of the line. It takes a split second to be a decent person, don't keep people waiting on the highway.
6points
#48
A petition to add claws to stoplights. If you haven’t moved when the light turns green (checking your phone, eating, looking for things in your car, etc), the claw picks you up and won’t set you back down until the road at that light is empty.
6points
#49
I petition that we do away with two party politics. They are as bad as each other.
5points
#50
A petition to force all influencers to never be in public anywhere!
5points
#51
Join me in signing a petition that deters customers from spewing that god awful joke “ well it must be free!”. With your signature, these super unfunny dad joke extraordinaires will be forced to wear the cone of shame around their necks, sending a message to the rest of the flock every time that vitriol leaves their lips.
5points
#52
Sign up here for men to have mandatory vasectomies once they become sexually mature and mandatory sexual education classes on what consent is and self control is.. You know instead of blaming women for everything and forcing them into staying in an unwanted pregnancy because it is no one else's damn business what a woman's decision on her body is.
5points
#53
a petition to increase the taxes on companies that dont pay the living wage to the workers. why should the rest of us have to pay for them just being effin greedy
5points
#54
A petition to eliminate daylight savings time in the U.S.
5points
#55
This is a story but it’s really good!
I went to Montessori from 3yrs old-2nd grade. You could go anywhere you wanted as long as you did handwriting, reading, and math. So someone didn’t like handwriting and made a petition against it. So everyone did, like all 274 kids did. Im just going to give a few examples of what I saw.
Primary (3-6)
“Let me poop freely”
“Make more than just biscuits!”
“Don’t make me wear Cody’s underwear”
Elementary (6-11)
“LGB and no t”
“Don’t listen to the other person”
“No more muffins”
I went to Montessori from 3yrs old-2nd grade. You could go anywhere you wanted as long as you did handwriting, reading, and math. So someone didn’t like handwriting and made a petition against it. So everyone did, like all 274 kids did. Im just going to give a few examples of what I saw.
Primary (3-6)
“Let me poop freely”
“Make more than just biscuits!”
“Don’t make me wear Cody’s underwear”
Elementary (6-11)
“LGB and no t”
“Don’t listen to the other person”
“No more muffins”
4points
#56
I want a petition to end the office of the president. It’s now just a overblown popularity contest for both sides. All the other side does is override the other once in office. It’s becoming an endless stalemate. My side vs your side at this extreme is disgusting. The answers are in the middle.
4points
#57
Petiton to create more cg5's and jt music's in a lab.
4points
#58
Petition to get mods for life. Such as: Hogwarts Mod. Go to Diagon Alley and get your wand today!
Bonus petition: cheats for life. Start out with 20k if you like. Start your job at level 5. Cheat your relationship to 100. Cheat pregnancy to in labor. Can you tell I play the Sims?
4points
#59
Anyone over the age of 16, regardless of gender, nationality and status who steps off an escalator and immediately stops or blocks any ways because of stupidly standing around scratching his head, "checking" his phone or spontaneously forgetting how to walk should receive a punishment as described:
1st offense: MASSIVE kick in the ass by anyone offended by this behavior
2nd offense: three months in prison
3rd offense: Forced to stay at home for at least 1 year, because of being to stupid to walk in public.
1st offense: MASSIVE kick in the ass by anyone offended by this behavior
2nd offense: three months in prison
3rd offense: Forced to stay at home for at least 1 year, because of being to stupid to walk in public.
4points
#60
A petition to make it mandatory for all dogs who want pets, get pets.
3points