Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

I petition that all cars come with a huge spatula on the right side that way you can flip the car driving slow in the passing lane

A petition to have all food that is thrown away after an hour from convenience stores, fast food, etc donated to food banks, or give it to the needy at the 59 minute mark. SO much waste, it's crazy!!!

A law that every person - male or female - receives compulsory, yet reversible, birth control implants or surgery at puberty. It can not be reversed until each person proves to an examination board they are financially and emotionally stable enough to provide a decent, secure home to raise a child. (As people who wish to adopt must do.)

A petition to require COVID-19 violators be substance to community service at hospitals.

A petition to stop calling everyone bro or brau …

A petition to make "Living in America" by James Brown the office anthem of the U.S.

petition to force donut shops to give out free samples of full-sized donuts to everyone, but especially homeless people. all food anywhere is free for homeless people.

Now collecting signatures to remove the Insert key from QWERTY keyboards.

Petition so that if a kid gets bullied more than three times and tell a teacher who doesn’t do anything then they have rights to punch the teacher who’s letting it happens.. teachers would stop letting bullying happen real quick

Petition for writers to make Tumblr stuff actual published stories
Imagine the crazy

Have you heard of the gay Island post

A petition should be made it is hasn't to make Sean Lock's Nazi Island a real TV show, if you haven't heard of this google it.

A petition that requires any person running for public office must have served in the military

That Lucky Charms makes an all marshmallow cereal.
Would it be cereal?

Petition to change Post's Malone's first part of his rap name to Eye. Eye Malone. Im alone

1. Petition to make anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, etc. pay for the healthcare of those who can't afford it.
2. Make arks in places and spread the news that vaccines are given inside them (not just COVID, but they'll probably make you pay for them). People who have been confused by anti-vaxxers can be given proper information in it. People who refuse to listen to reason can be left out. Then we flood the areas.

Petition to take back the Holy Land

I hereby petition that every horror movie must, prior to obligatory sex scene, that a male partner must completely undress and flash the audience before the sex act begins. Also ask his partner if he/she likes what he/she sees. #Equality

A petition to require game show and reality show producers, writers and directors compete against each other on TV prior to the shore going into production. Because, if it’s good enough for them to compete it’s good enough for the public to compete.

petition please funny classes

Petition for iPhones to give you a 3% battery reminder. I’m just not worried enough when it’s 10% and the next thing I know my phone is shutting down. I call for change!