Anything funny you want to petition? Well, here's your place to be. You could hold a petition to rename hand sanitizer "paper cut finder 2000."
#21
Make America Grate Again!
Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese!
25points
#22
We should have a petition to let us have a robot of our favorite animal for a pet (if it’s wild) and if it’s domestic then we legally get one (unless allergic then you would get robot) and you have to take care of it or it gets taken
23points
#23
Petition to change everyone who is named ‘Alfie’’s name to ‘Stormageddon Dark Lord of All’ ?
I need 50 signatures. :D
I need 50 signatures. :D
21points
#24
A petition that bacon be officially renamed "the candy of meat"
21points
#25
PETITION TO BAN PETITIONS!!!
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20points
#26
A petition that men must wear an undergarment or shirt to cover their breasts at all times like women have to in public. An also an amendment that no body hair is acceptable in public on any body part except top of head (ie hair styles) and brows. (Let that upkeep cost sink in for beauty standards.)
20points
#27
A petition that adoption be mandatory for right to lifers in states that ban abortions.
20points
#28
A petition to go back in time to the 90’s and have a do over
19points
#29
Petition to rename Barry uk to Florida 2
18points
#30
Czechs demand access to the sea!
18points
#31
Petition that all dogs all over the world would have a loving home.
18points
#32
That all cats receive royal titles
16points
#33
Im creating a petition to make everyone like pineapple on pizza. Its good people
15points
#34
Petition to forever eliminate handshakes. Instead the person to initiate the hello will bow and the second party will curtesy.
15points
#35
petition for every houses backyard to come with a bird feeder and birdbath. (unless there is a bird disease in the area)
14points
#36
In the spirit of equal rights, I petition for men to have menstrual cycles, breasts, and be able to give birth.
14points
#37
y'all know the St James center in Edinburgh put googley eyes on it
13points
#38
A law creating a political report card and annual vote of confidence. A non-partisan group is formed that creates a simplified report on what the politician has done, how they voted on issues, what the issues were and who benefited. Then, every year a vote of confidence is held where those politicians have to pass to stay in office. Advertising is not allowed and those that failed are prevented from ever holding office again and connect take jobs, either directly or indirectly, working for groups that have benefitted from laws or rules they introduced. Immediate family is also disqualified.
11points
#39
There’s a real petition to bring back the 2008 Pumpkin Kitty at build a bear on Change.org. Definitely recommend signing it.
10points
#40
Petition to make people sign a petition saying we have to make cats sign a petition to make dogs sign a petition to make birds sign a petition to ban petitions
10points