You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!
There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.
So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.
#121
What did the hairdresser say to someone attacking them? I'm too young to dye!
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#122
When you're a hairdresser, the dye's the limit.
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#123
My hairdresser tells me all these stories about the hairy situations she gets herself in, but I expect she always adds a twist for effect.
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#124
You've worked so hard to be a hairdresser, I hope your labour bears root.
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#125

I'm friends with a hairdresser, but it's difficult to have a proper conversation with him, because he always cuts them short.
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#126
I opened up to my hairdresser, because you know what they say, a problem sheared is a problem halved.
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#127
My hairdresser put way too much conditioner in my hair and now I look like a mousse.
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#128
My hairdresser only ever writes with a bald point pen.
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#129
My hairdresser was put in jail, because he was charged with hair-rassment.
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#130

I was about to get a really crazy haircut, but I decided to mullet over first.
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#131
All that glitters is not bald.
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#132
I comb, I saw, I conquered.
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#133
By not coming, he shaved me from lots of trouble.
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#134
I am an optimist. Irrespective of how big a problem is, I straighten it out. Rest a-sheared.
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#135

The difference between Caesar’s barber and circus master is that one is a shaving Roman while the other a raving snowman.
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#136
The best way to avoid falling hair is to get out of the way.
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#137
When I went for the interview, I honestly wanted the job. However, they later put in too many condition-ers.
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#138
What a close shave it was, their lives could have been cut short.
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#139
Everyone was sorry to learn that he had dye-betes.
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#140

It always happens, no one is too young to dye.
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