You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!
There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.
So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.
#141
We interviewed all the former hair-force officers, and none made the cut for the job.
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#142
All chess players love this one hairdo, the ponytail.
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#143
Just when I thought I am going to dye, my hair started greying.
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#144
He loved playing with scissors not for anything in particular, but for the shear fun of it.
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#145

He came closer and told me, “I mustache you a question, but first I need to mullet over.”
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#146
Mind if I comb over?
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#147
If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?
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#148
Wet hair I’ll be right back!
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#149
In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
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#150

I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
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#151
I hair what you’re saying but I don’t know that I agree.
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#152
My hairdresser doesn’t cut my hair any longer. He cuts it shorter instead.
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#153
A new hairdresser for angry gamers opened up in my town. It’s called ‘Dye Dye Dye!’.
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#154
A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style. I’m dreading it.
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#155

A few years ago, I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner. She couldn’t make it though, she was washing her hare.
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#156
What did the man have to do when he lost his wig? He had toupee for a new one.
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#157
Shave the next dance for me.
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#158
After a storm combs a calm.
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#159
The teacher did not come. I got shaved from getting into trouble, because I could not do my homework.
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#160

No matter how worst the problem is, she straightens them out keeping rest a-sheared.
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