You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!
There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.
So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.
#101
I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare.
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#102
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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#103
That’s where Jack and I were different, he would let his hair down, I just took mine off.
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#104
He said that he would shave some ice cream for later.
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#105

The best part of telling a story is that while narrating a hairy situation, you can always twist them.
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#106
Let’s comp-hair the two and see which one is better.
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#107
Would you be willing to s-hair?
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#108
I took a photo of them while they were mid-hair.
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#109
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
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#110

With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.
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#111
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
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#112
My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey. So I took a photo of her hair.
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#113
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair? A clipptomaniac!
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#114
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon? Curl up and dye.
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#115

What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo.
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#116
I went for a walk to the hair salon, I needed a breath of fresh hair.
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#117
I've got a bad haircut and do you know what, I could not hair less.
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#118
I heard you're in distress because you got a bad haircut; don't worry, I always shave the day!
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#119
I got a wild haircut this morning, just for the gel of it.
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#120

I got some hair jewellery yesterday, because you know what they say, diamonds are a curl's best friend.
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