There’s just something about grandpas that makes them the best. First of all, they’ve seen the good and the bad and managed to pull through. Second, they know some handy facts about stuff you never knew existed. Lastly, no matter their age, they are generally good-hearted and good-humored, if not a tad bit aloof.
However, even with this much wisdom, they sometimes can't figure out modern-day happenings, creating a fertile ground for some hilarious grandpa jokes. Treat these grandad jokes like dad jokes, except a tad bit wiser.
In this collection of grandpa’s funnies, you will surely see grandfathers battling their number one nemesis, social media. Even the most well-rounded paw-paw somehow struggles to get a grasp of it. On the other hand, maybe they don’t want to. Either way, it creates perfect situations for some silly jokes. These funny grandpa jokes also touch on the moments when older people tend to overshare (we don't want to hear about the best fake teeth, Grandpa).
Prepare for silly grandad jokes that make you cringe, shake your head, and laugh. Upvote the jokes that you like best, and tell us some of your grandpa’s jokes. Don’t forget to share this article with your grandfather so that he gets a couple more ideas.
#61
Today is the last time I will see my 80 year old grandpa.
Because tomorrow he turns 81.
Because tomorrow he turns 81.
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#62
Grandpa Mike died this weekend. He led a simple life, loved by family and friends while enjoying a long career as a crop duster. In accordance with his final wishes, his cremated remains will be mixed with water and sprayed over the seashore where he spent his final days.
He will be mist.
He will be mist.
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#63
Which one of your relatives chimes every hour?
A grandfather clock.
A grandfather clock.
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#64
What did the mother turkey say to her mischievous son?
"If your grandpa saw you now, he would roll over in his gravy!"
"If your grandpa saw you now, he would roll over in his gravy!"
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#65
Why do grandfathers count their pennies?
Nobody else has the time.
Nobody else has the time.
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#66
What do you call a grandpa whale?
A hunch back whale.
A hunch back whale.
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#67
Two grandpas were sitting together. One turns to the other and says, “I am in my eighties now, and everything hurts. You are around the same age as me. Do you feel the same?”
The second grandpa answers, “I feel the same as a new-born. No teeth, no hair, and I am pretty sure I just peed in my pants.”
The second grandpa answers, “I feel the same as a new-born. No teeth, no hair, and I am pretty sure I just peed in my pants.”
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#68
What is your grandpa’s usual bedtime?
It’s three hours after falling asleep on the couch.
It’s three hours after falling asleep on the couch.
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#69
What was the reason for grandpa changing his major?
So that he could switch to Classics from Literature.
So that he could switch to Classics from Literature.
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#70
Where do you keep your grandad jokes?
In a ‘grand-dad-a-base’.
In a ‘grand-dad-a-base’.
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#71
Why do you have to take permission from grandpa to sell fish?
Because he is the cod-father.
Because he is the cod-father.
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#72
What would a lawnmower grandfather's epitaph be like?
'Now he's lawn-gone'.
'Now he's lawn-gone'.
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#73
Why did Grandpa get banned from the zoo?
Because he had a lion's heart.
Because he had a lion's heart.
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#74
What do people call grandfather clocks?
The old-timers.
The old-timers.
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#75
Why didn't the grandpa use glasses even when he was an 80-year-old?
Because he likes drinking from the bottle.
Because he likes drinking from the bottle.
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#76
Why did grandpa refer to grandma as Insta-gram?
Because she was on his speed dial.
Because she was on his speed dial.
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#77
Why do you think grandpa says that his wife makes cookies the fastest?
Because she just takes nana-seconds to bake them.
Because she just takes nana-seconds to bake them.
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#78
Why did grandma call grandpa spiderman?
Because she said, "That boy finds it difficult to get out of the bathtub".
Because she said, "That boy finds it difficult to get out of the bathtub".
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#79
How does grandpa refer to grandma when she feels all crabby?
"Hey there, old bae!"
"Hey there, old bae!"
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#80
Why did grandpa have the dog beside him always?
So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks.
So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks.
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