There’s just something about grandpas that makes them the best. First of all, they’ve seen the good and the bad and managed to pull through. Second, they know some handy facts about stuff you never knew existed. Lastly, no matter their age, they are generally good-hearted and good-humored, if not a tad bit aloof.
However, even with this much wisdom, they sometimes can't figure out modern-day happenings, creating a fertile ground for some hilarious grandpa jokes. Treat these grandad jokes like dad jokes, except a tad bit wiser.
In this collection of grandpa’s funnies, you will surely see grandfathers battling their number one nemesis, social media. Even the most well-rounded paw-paw somehow struggles to get a grasp of it. On the other hand, maybe they don’t want to. Either way, it creates perfect situations for some silly jokes. These funny grandpa jokes also touch on the moments when older people tend to overshare (we don't want to hear about the best fake teeth, Grandpa).
Prepare for silly grandad jokes that make you cringe, shake your head, and laugh. Upvote the jokes that you like best, and tell us some of your grandpa’s jokes. Don’t forget to share this article with your grandfather so that he gets a couple more ideas.
#81
What did the lawyer grandfather say to the waiter who wrote the bill at the cash counter?
"Whoever writes it, pays for it."
"Whoever writes it, pays for it."
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#82
How did grandpa react when his grandson told him he wanted to go abroad to study?
He said, "You sure got to study lots of boards".
He said, "You sure got to study lots of boards".
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#83
My grandpa always used to say to me, “Fight fire with fire.”
It’s no wonder he got sacked from the fire service.
It’s no wonder he got sacked from the fire service.
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#84
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
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#85
Me: "Does beer make you smarter?"
Grandpa: "No, but it made Budweiser."
Grandpa: "No, but it made Budweiser."
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#86
The other day, my professor asked me what I'd name my dog if I got one.
I said, "Well I'd name him Grandpa". That way, when people asked how my day was, I can say things like:
"Oh man, I forgot to feed Grandpa today."
"I feel bad for leaving Grandpa outside last night."
"Grandpa pooped in the living room again."
"I had to put grandpa down today."
"Grandpa ran away again."
And people who don't know me, won't know what I'm talking about.
I said, "Well I'd name him Grandpa". That way, when people asked how my day was, I can say things like:
"Oh man, I forgot to feed Grandpa today."
"I feel bad for leaving Grandpa outside last night."
"Grandpa pooped in the living room again."
"I had to put grandpa down today."
"Grandpa ran away again."
And people who don't know me, won't know what I'm talking about.
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#87
How did grandma get grandpa to stop biting his nails?
She hid his dentures.
She hid his dentures.
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#88
What do you say when a grandpa, his son, and his grandson all hear a joke, laugh a lot, and wet their pants?
It runs in their ‘jeans’.
It runs in their ‘jeans’.
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#89
What do people call jokes when they get old?
A grandpa joke.
A grandpa joke.
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#90
Why do you think grandpa says that he was made upside down?
Because his feet smell and his nose is always running.
Because his feet smell and his nose is always running.
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#91
Why did grandpa like to wear glasses while collecting take out for dinner?
He goes to pick up the dinner with a contact-less drive-through.
He goes to pick up the dinner with a contact-less drive-through.
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#92
What did grandpa say after reading 'Karaoke Tonight' at a restaurant?
He just asked what sort of fish that was.
He just asked what sort of fish that was.
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#93
Why didn't grandpa like the new walking shoes?
Because he unwrapped them and kept looking but they didn't walk on their own so he thought they were broken.
Because he unwrapped them and kept looking but they didn't walk on their own so he thought they were broken.
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#94
Why did grandpa yell 'gallons, liters, pints' the day after the Christmas party?
Because he likes to speak in volumes.
Because he likes to speak in volumes.
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#95
An old man was sitting next to a kid and he saw the kid eating a lot of chocolate, pack after pack... So the man asked the kid, "Do you think it's healthy for you eating all that chocolate?"
The kid answered, "My grandpa died at 100 years old."
Old man asked again, "And you think it's because he ate chocolate?"
"No, it's because he minded his own business."
The kid answered, "My grandpa died at 100 years old."
Old man asked again, "And you think it's because he ate chocolate?"
"No, it's because he minded his own business."
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#96
What is the best thing about being 100 years old according to grandpa?
Grandpa said, one get's to live without peer pressure.
Grandpa said, one get's to live without peer pressure.
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#97
Why did grandpa spend only one hour with the grandchildren?
Because one hour with them and he felt like a young fellow, more than that he said he feels drastically old.
Because one hour with them and he felt like a young fellow, more than that he said he feels drastically old.
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Which Grandpa Joke Is Your Favorite?
As you probably noticed in this list, there were many instances where grandpas didn’t manage technology very well. You’ve probably been the victim of hilarious texts from grandparents, too. What would we do without these oldies to make us laugh? Honestly, probably wouldn’t exist.
Anyhow, remind them that you care and appreciate your grandfolks by sharing this article with them. Also, don’t forget to upvote the funniest grandpa jokes that made you chuckle. And if you are interested in even more similar content, we invite you to check out our posts featuring grandma and grandparent jokes!