Grandmas are completely out of this world. They are the most caring people who love you, spoil you, share their badass granny stories, and give you the best advice ever. However, grandmas are also fantastic for a host of other reasons. For instance, their struggle with modern technologies is an urban legend, and their old-school sense of humor is worthy of a saga.
It is precisely this duality that makes the perfect recipe for funny grandma jokes. Not convinced? Well then, check out our list of granny jokes that your grandma will find relatable and will make you giggle. These cute grandma jokes, same as grannies themselves, aren’t one-trick ponies, so expect a wide variety of topics discussed. From knitting to weird grandparent texts, from cooking to having geriatric fun, these clever jokes will leave no stones unturned in our cherished matter of grandmothers.
After all, our meemaws are worthy of our best efforts! While a real granny would’ve stuffed your rumbling belly with a hearty home-cooked meal in the time it took you to read this intro, these silly grandma jokes will nourish your soul instead. Which isn’t all that bad when you come to think of it.
Get ready for some innocent fun with these old-people jokes. Upvote your favorite one-liners and share them with your Nana. We assure you that these are all clean jokes to tell your grandma, and she will surely give her stamp of approval. Let’s get started!
#101
Years ago, my grandparents took me on a vacation to Disneyland. Grandma was excited for me when we boarded the plane, she exclaimed that I was lucky, because I got the Shakespeare seat.
"Why is it the Shakespeare seat Grandma?"
"You are in seat 2-B, so it's the Shakespeare seat."
"Don't be silly Grandma. All the seats on an airplane are Shakespeare seats."
"How do you figure that?"
"Well, it's either seat 2-B or not 2-B."
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#102
My grandma got more money from her bank with a deposit slip and fall.
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#103

Grandmas count pennies because they are the only ones who have the time.
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#104
In an interview, a grandma was asked what she thought is the best thing about being 103 and her response was, "No peer pressure."
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#105
Why did grandmother stop going to the gym?
It was not working out.
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#106

What did grandma do when she was feeling lonely?
She bought some shares because she wanted company.
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#107
Why did grandma stay up all night?
She wanted to see where the sun went. The next day, it dawned on her.
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#108
What happened when grandma accidentally dropped the basket of ironed laundry?
We watched it all unfold.
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#109

How was grandmother's 92nd birthday party?
It was an emotional moment for all of us, even the cake was in tiers.
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#110
Why was grandmother not able to go to the library?
Because it was all booked.
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#111
What did grandma say every time she heard an insect joke?
She said, "Oh stop it, these jokes really bug me."
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#112

Why did grandma buy so many candles from the sale?
It was a big blow out.
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#113
My grandmother is not a big fan of velcro. She says it is a big rip-off.
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#114
Grandma accidentally spilled some milk on the rug while making some milkshakes. It was a pour decision.
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#115

When Zoomers tell their mom that grandma called, they say "Boomerang."
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#116
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish. She’s dead and berried.
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#117
My grandma has this crazy idea about an apple that’s sour and way better than any other apple.
But we just call that granny’s myth.
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#118

Got a call that my Grandma only has 1 day left to live. But I'm still not paying the ransom.
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#119
I was on the phone with my Grandma the other day and we were discussing how my Grandpa was getting on in the nursing home.
I said, "How is he coping, getting on all right?".
She replied, "Oh, no, he's like a fish out of water..."
So I said, "Aww is he finding it quite hard to adjust?"
She replied, "No, he's dead."
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#120
Teacher to Student
T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"
S: "My grandma was arriving at the train station so I was centimeter"
T: "No, no, that's 'Sent to meet her'. Okay, try another one. Use 'contagious' in a sentence please"
S: "I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!"
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