Grandmas are completely out of this world. They are the most caring people who love you, spoil you, share their badass granny stories, and give you the best advice ever. However, grandmas are also fantastic for a host of other reasons. For instance, their struggle with modern technologies is an urban legend, and their old-school sense of humor is worthy of a saga.
It is precisely this duality that makes the perfect recipe for funny grandma jokes. Not convinced? Well then, check out our list of granny jokes that your grandma will find relatable and will make you giggle. These cute grandma jokes, same as grannies themselves, aren’t one-trick ponies, so expect a wide variety of topics discussed. From knitting to weird grandparent texts, from cooking to having geriatric fun, these clever jokes will leave no stones unturned in our cherished matter of grandmothers.
After all, our meemaws are worthy of our best efforts! While a real granny would’ve stuffed your rumbling belly with a hearty home-cooked meal in the time it took you to read this intro, these silly grandma jokes will nourish your soul instead. Which isn’t all that bad when you come to think of it.
Get ready for some innocent fun with these old-people jokes. Upvote your favorite one-liners and share them with your Nana. We assure you that these are all clean jokes to tell your grandma, and she will surely give her stamp of approval. Let’s get started!
#81
What do you call a 27-year-old woman in Mississippi?
Grandma.
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#82
Kid 1 to kid 2: "Does your grandma still like to slide down the stairway hand rail?"
Kid 2: " Well, we wrapped barbed wire around the rail."
Kid 1: "Did that stop her?"
Kid 2: "Naw, but it sure slows her down."
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#83
My dad went with my grandma to the doctors office, and we found out she was diagnosed with dementia a year, but she forgot to tell us.
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#84

I don't know why my grandma got kicked out of Knitting club. She only asked the others if they wanted to make glove.
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#85
You can tell that your grandma is old enough to retire the moment she starts bragging about her age instead of lying about it.
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#86
Why did the grandma ask her grandson not to work at the candle factory?
Because he will have to work even on wick-ends.
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#87

What happened after grandmother decided to become vegan?
Every time I meet her, it feels like I never met her'bivore.
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#88
Why was the grandma not happy when her grandson took the job of an archaeologist?
Because his career lay in ruins.
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#89
What did the grandmother say when her granddaughter asked her about her cat's condition?
Grandma replied, "The cat is f-el-ine now."
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#90

What did grandma say about her career as a young girl?
I worked at the shoe showroom, and then they gave me the boot.
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#91
What did grandmother say about grandpa's stair construction work?
She said, "He had to work really hard. It was an up and down business."
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#92
How did grandma agree to get spine surgery?
She told me, "It was holding me back for a really long time."
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#93

Why do grandmas hate stairs?
They suspect them as they are always up to something.
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#94
What did I say to my grandma when she asked me to help her with an ark?
I told her I Noah guy.
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#95
What happened when grandma decided to take action against the airline for losing her luggage?
She lost her case.
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#96

What did grandmother suggest when the thermostat stopped working?
Grandma told me to stand at the corner of the room, as they are always around 90 degrees.
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#97
"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea, grandmother?"
"If they fly over bays, they will be called bay-gal."
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#98
Grandma got some wheels for her rocking chair. She wanted to rock and roll.
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#99

Grandpa: Don’t come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
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#100
Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?!
Boy: Yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too, and she’s the best cook and storyteller in the whole world!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Boy: What problem?!
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!
Boy: Why not?! You married mine!
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