Grandmas are completely out of this world. They are the most caring people who love you, spoil you, share their badass granny stories, and give you the best advice ever. However, grandmas are also fantastic for a host of other reasons. For instance, their struggle with modern technologies is an urban legend, and their old-school sense of humor is worthy of a saga.
It is precisely this duality that makes the perfect recipe for funny grandma jokes. Not convinced? Well then, check out our list of granny jokes that your grandma will find relatable and will make you giggle. These cute grandma jokes, same as grannies themselves, aren’t one-trick ponies, so expect a wide variety of topics discussed. From knitting to weird grandparent texts, from cooking to having geriatric fun, these clever jokes will leave no stones unturned in our cherished matter of grandmothers.
After all, our meemaws are worthy of our best efforts! While a real granny would’ve stuffed your rumbling belly with a hearty home-cooked meal in the time it took you to read this intro, these silly grandma jokes will nourish your soul instead. Which isn’t all that bad when you come to think of it.
Get ready for some innocent fun with these old-people jokes. Upvote your favorite one-liners and share them with your Nana. We assure you that these are all clean jokes to tell your grandma, and she will surely give her stamp of approval. Let’s get started!
#61
Why was grandma in such a hurry while making pasta sauce for the dinner guests?
It was already 8pm and she was running out of thyme.
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#62
Have you heard about the grandma who recently went through brain surgery?
She was reluctant at first but later changed her mind.
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#63
"Have you seen the sweater my grandmother made me?"
"It's pretty knit."
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#64
Why did grandma leave the job at the glue factory?
She could not stick with it.
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#65
What did grandma say when the doctor told her, that he suspects her DNA was reversed?
"And"?
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#66
What did the grandma reply when her confused grandson asked her about cloning?
She replied, "I don't know dear, and that will make two of us."
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#67
What kind of shoes does a grandma like?
Grandma prefers slip-on overshoes, because why knot?
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#68
What happens when you forget to take off your lenses before a good night's sleep with grandma?
Your dreams are really clear.
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#69
What is the similarity between a grandmother's dentures and stars?
Both come out at night.
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#70
What did grandma say about the rooftop party?
"It was not the best, but it is up there."
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#71
What happened when the clown sang a birthday song for grandma?
She appreciated the sweet jester.
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#72
What did grandma say about her son on her birthday?
"He worked as a banker, but soon enough he lost interest."
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#73
I asked my grandmother how Rome was divided into two parts. She said: "With a pair of Ceasars."
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#74
I accidentally dropped a soda can on my grandmother's head. Thank god it was a soft drink.
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#75
While cleaning the room, one book fell on my grandmother. She has her-shelf to blame.
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#76
One day I sang a song about the tortilla guy to my grandma. Actually, it was more of a rap.
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#77
I was working on a D.I.Y project in which I was making a belt out of watch straps. My grandmother said, "It's a waist of time."
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#78
My grandmother suggested that I become an electrician when I grow up because the job requirement is shocking.
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#79
I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
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#80
My Grandma's favorite saying life is the ultimate disease. It's sexually transmitted and terminal.
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