You're nobody until you're talked about, says a famous tagline from the beloved cult series Gossip Girl. One of the things one can take away from the show is that people will always find a way to criticize and detest you, no matter what you do, how well you do it, or how much you mess up. We all know that gossiping is not nice. However, deliberately or not, we all engage in it sometimes. Point me to a single person who wouldn't want to hear some juice about their former classmates. Exactly.
Gossip jokes only confirm that people can make a joke about literally any subject and make fun of everything and anything. Cowboy jokes, jokes about plumbers, and even camping jests, you name it. As you can probably tell from the title, we will dip into jokes about gossip and joke about the delicious, beguiling temptation that many simply can't resist. If you think that tittle-tattles are juicy, then prepare for jokes about gossiping because they are dripping.
Although funny jokes about hearsay can be amusing, we do not encourage gossiping or spreading rumors. While tittle-tattles can be somewhat helpful in bonding with people and instructive in some ways, gossiping is morally wrong and toxic. By engaging in gossip, we poison our thoughts with negativity and prejudice. Hence, let's avoid it and engage the group with good jokes instead!
Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about gossiping! Do you know of any more funny gossip jokes and puns? Let us know!
#61

"I spent a lot of high school "pregnant". I apparently had an immaculate conception with the gestational period of a elephant."
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#62
"I moved from the US to Canada and didn't use FaceBook for many years. I found out later from my brother that everyone from my old university and high school said that I had been deported from the US. There were varying stories about why, but they were all convinced I had been arrested and deported."
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#63
"That I lost my virginity at 11 and that I had a string of girlfriends all throughout high school. The truth was I was just really good friends with all of them and way to focused on becoming a pokemon master to care about sex."
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#64
"My friends started a rumor that I'm Jewish. Nothing wrong with being Jewish but why? Two people texted me this weekend asking what I got for Hanukkah."
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#65

"I heard I was a transvestite. It was amazing. I have four children I have given birth to and the people who started the rumor know one of them. Plus, a transvestite would dress better than I do."
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#66
"In high school, someone started a rumor that I was a pedophile because the girl I was dating at the time was not big-breasted."
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#67
“When I was 13, people thought I was dating a 17-year-old cheerleader. A kid saw me going into her house a couple times a week and sometimes in the yard together. The truth: Our moms were friends, and my mom hired the cheerleader to tutor me because I’m bad at math.”
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#68
“I visited Samoa in 2009 while a tsunami hit. A friend back home spread gossip throughout our school that I was swept by the wave and broke both of my legs and almost died. Supposedly two people cried for me.”
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#69

“People online have called me a fat American neckbeard living in my mom’s basement. I’m a skinny Asian girl and my mom doesn’t even have a basement!”
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#70
“I heard that I worked at an ice cream shop. I did not. I had no job. Working at an ice cream shop sounds cool, though.”
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#71
"My neighbor's cousin broke into her house and stole 37 guns," this person writes, "Also I learned my neighbor owned at least 37 guns."
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#72
"Just found out that my brother, who divorced his ex-wife a year ago, got married to a new woman in secret," a comment reads, "I mean secret as in that he hasn't told his own kids about it (10 and 12 years old)."
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#73

The most important parties to attend are the ones you weren't invited to.
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#74
Sometimes you should tell people different stories about your life so that when they gossip about you they argue.
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#75
"I don't care about celebrity gossip. Give me small scale gossip. I want to know why the night shift employees at "Kohl's" are mad at each other."
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#76
"When I say 'I hate drama' I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan."
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#77

You ever heard a rumor about yourself and actually wanted to hear more like damn... What did I do next?
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#78
"Gossiping? You mean oral histories and traditions?"
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#79
"Trying to gossip with your dad is so hard because first, you have to introduce the characters, then give the plot line, then dish him the dets and then you have to repeat again because he wasn't listening to the first time."
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#80
"I deserve an Oscar for every time I have to pretend that this gossip I heard for the first time."
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