You're nobody until you're talked about, says a famous tagline from the beloved cult series Gossip Girl. One of the things one can take away from the show is that people will always find a way to criticize and detest you, no matter what you do, how well you do it, or how much you mess up. We all know that gossiping is not nice. However, deliberately or not, we all engage in it sometimes. Point me to a single person who wouldn't want to hear some juice about their former classmates. Exactly.
Gossip jokes only confirm that people can make a joke about literally any subject and make fun of everything and anything. Cowboy jokes, jokes about plumbers, and even camping jests, you name it. As you can probably tell from the title, we will dip into jokes about gossip and joke about the delicious, beguiling temptation that many simply can't resist. If you think that tittle-tattles are juicy, then prepare for jokes about gossiping because they are dripping.
Although funny jokes about hearsay can be amusing, we do not encourage gossiping or spreading rumors. While tittle-tattles can be somewhat helpful in bonding with people and instructive in some ways, gossiping is morally wrong and toxic. By engaging in gossip, we poison our thoughts with negativity and prejudice. Hence, let's avoid it and engage the group with good jokes instead!
Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about gossiping! Do you know of any more funny gossip jokes and puns? Let us know!
#81
What do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull?
Not much of a watchdog, but it’s a vicious gossip.
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#82
"Rumors are worst than being robbed because gossips steal another persons dignity."
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#83
"I own a gossipy parrot. Which really says a lot about me."
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#84
"We don't like to refer to it as gossiping. We simply consider it "Sharing our opinions about other people's life choices."
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#85
"You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning."
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#86
Some people should use a gluestick instead of chopsticks.
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#87
If you worked half as much as you run your smooth, you would be rich.
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#88
Three priests are on a fishing trip. One of them says "Since we are alone here with God, perhaps we can tell our greatest sins. This would relieve us and perhaps allow us to overcome our mistakes." The other two agree, and one begins "I'm an alcoholic. Every Sunday, I look forward to the end of the sermon to go and drink my bottle of whiskey." The second says "I love women. Every Sunday, I look forward to the end of Mass to go flirt a pretty young thing at the bar." The third, the one who proposed the confession "I love gossip. And this Sunday, I can not wait to get back to town."
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#89
“I saw in an online forum thread that apparently I’ve taken up pizza baking as my new career.”
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#90
Detective: "You play good coop and I'll play bad cop."
Me: "Got it."
Detective: "Tell us who did it or else."
Me: "Yeah, spill the tea, sis."
Me: "Got it."
Detective: "Tell us who did it or else."
Me: "Yeah, spill the tea, sis."
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#91
"My own mother told my sister that I was fired from Tim Horton's for stealing a donut as a joke. It was obviously not true, but my sister believed it for YEARS."
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#92
"Not me, but a kid at my school was rumored to be homeschooled...even though he came to school."
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#93
"I heard I was an extra in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. How this rumor started or who started it, I don't think I'll ever know. Just one day I got a message from a friend saying, 'Hey, is it true you're in a Harry Potter movie?' This rumor started when the movie came out like in 2004, yet I still occasionally have someone ask me."
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#94
"I used to feed stray dogs living at an old military base where I worked. A co-worker saw me walk by every day at noon with a big bag of dog chow, so he concluded that I was eating it myself. This rumor spread until it reached me and I was baffled."
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#95
"My boyfriend at the time got a call from someone saying they just saw me going down on another guy in a mall parking lot. I was sitting right next to my boyfriend about 45 minutes away from the mall he was at."
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#96
"Someone in middle school said that I couldn't turn my head and, if I wanted to look at something next to me, I had to turn my whole body to look at it."
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#97
"I grew up in a pretty conservative town in Indiana and, when I was in 2nd grade, I told a friend that I didn’t believe in God. I found out later that — because of this — she spread gossip around the class that I worshipped the devil."
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