You're nobody until you're talked about, says a famous tagline from the beloved cult series Gossip Girl. One of the things one can take away from the show is that people will always find a way to criticize and detest you, no matter what you do, how well you do it, or how much you mess up. We all know that gossiping is not nice. However, deliberately or not, we all engage in it sometimes. Point me to a single person who wouldn't want to hear some juice about their former classmates. Exactly.
Gossip jokes only confirm that people can make a joke about literally any subject and make fun of everything and anything. Cowboy jokes, jokes about plumbers, and even camping jests, you name it. As you can probably tell from the title, we will dip into jokes about gossip and joke about the delicious, beguiling temptation that many simply can't resist. If you think that tittle-tattles are juicy, then prepare for jokes about gossiping because they are dripping.
Although funny jokes about hearsay can be amusing, we do not encourage gossiping or spreading rumors. While tittle-tattles can be somewhat helpful in bonding with people and instructive in some ways, gossiping is morally wrong and toxic. By engaging in gossip, we poison our thoughts with negativity and prejudice. Hence, let's avoid it and engage the group with good jokes instead!
Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about gossiping! Do you know of any more funny gossip jokes and puns? Let us know!
#41

Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmate's gossip about them?
Because they know their father can read their emails.
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#42
Where do chimps get their gossip?
On the ape vine.
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#43
Kid: "Dad, what's gossip?"
Dad: "Hmm... I think you could say that gossip is a person with a great sense of rumour."
Dad: "Hmm... I think you could say that gossip is a person with a great sense of rumour."
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#44
What's it called when a group of people gossips at a Red Sox home game?
The Boston Tea Party.
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#45

There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.
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#46
"I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours."
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#47
So Leonardo Dicaprio wants to quosh rumours that he only dates women under 25... To demonstrate this, he's now dating Pete Davidson!
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#48
There were rumours spreading that Zeus has been cheating on his wife with other women. But it was all just Hera-say.
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#49

"I heard a gossip about butter. Everyone's spreading it."
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#50
"I heard a rumour about the Canadian Prime Minister. Not sure if it's Trudeau."
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#51
"I know I should mind my own business but it's not as interesting as yours."
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#52
If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!
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#53

If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn't be telling you this."
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#54
"Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again."
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#55
"I come to work just to be funny, drink tea, gossip, and be cute, and then rush to finish everything in the last hour. When will the cycle end?"
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#56
"I love being the quiet kid, hearing all the gossip is honestly so funny."
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#57

What are the three quickest ways of spreading gossip?
The internet, telephone, tell your mom.
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#58
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
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#59
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
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#60
"I was told I was pregnant by an unreliable source. As a virgin, I was shocked."
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