You're nobody until you're talked about, says a famous tagline from the beloved cult series Gossip Girl. One of the things one can take away from the show is that people will always find a way to criticize and detest you, no matter what you do, how well you do it, or how much you mess up. We all know that gossiping is not nice. However, deliberately or not, we all engage in it sometimes. Point me to a single person who wouldn't want to hear some juice about their former classmates. Exactly.
Gossip jokes only confirm that people can make a joke about literally any subject and make fun of everything and anything. Cowboy jokes, jokes about plumbers, and even camping jests, you name it. As you can probably tell from the title, we will dip into jokes about gossip and joke about the delicious, beguiling temptation that many simply can't resist. If you think that tittle-tattles are juicy, then prepare for jokes about gossiping because they are dripping.
Although funny jokes about hearsay can be amusing, we do not encourage gossiping or spreading rumors. While tittle-tattles can be somewhat helpful in bonding with people and instructive in some ways, gossiping is morally wrong and toxic. By engaging in gossip, we poison our thoughts with negativity and prejudice. Hence, let's avoid it and engage the group with good jokes instead!
Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about gossiping! Do you know of any more funny gossip jokes and puns? Let us know!
#21

"I never waste time commenting on people's Facebook posts. I screenshot it, text it to a friend, and comment on it there."
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#22
"I hate women who gossip about me at the workplace. Especially to the HR."
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#23
Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox?
Because they are fee-mail.
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#24
The first rule of Thesaurus Club: "You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club."
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#25

"I'm a gossip."
"So I've heard."
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#26
What do you call a monkey that likes to gossip?
A blaboon.
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#27
What do you call gossip about kings and queens?
Royal tea.
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#28
"A study finds that men are just as likely as women to spread gossip. At least that's what I heard Rick tell Brad (who, by the way, has a crush on Patty.)"
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#29

"I was told by Peggy, who heard from Sandy, who was informed by Vivian, that you think I hang around with gossips."
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#30
"I'm not nosey, I just like to gather information."
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#31
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
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#33

"I believe in talking behind people backs; that way, they hear it more than once."
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#34
"Senior year, I had a severe allergic reaction and was hospitalized and out of school for about a week. People thought I died and were shocked when I returned to school."
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#35
"I was very close with this girl when I was in 9th grade. She was my best friend and we did everything together. Cue people saying we were lesbians. The girl then decided to ditch me because she hated those rumors and wanted to stop them. Three years later, turns out she actually is a lesbian."
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#36
"Some girl in the middle school spread a rumor that I had lice. Even the teachers believed it. I cut my hair off."
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#37

"One of the biggest gossips I ever heard about myself is that a lot of people think I'm ex-military, and that I've killed a man before."
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#38
"In 11th grade — right before I got my license — I slipped down the steps of the school bus and broke my wrist. I was out of school for two days and, when I returned, my friends told me people were saying I had opened the back emergency door of the bus and jumped out while it was moving."
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#39
In which month do gossipers gossip the least?
February, cause it has only 28 days.
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#40
Two people gossiping: "Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for writing down something illegal?",-"No way! What was the sentence?"
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