It’s hard to believe it’s been almost 15 years since the legendary comedian George Carlin passed away. His wit remains a vivid memory thanks to the many “Best Of George Carlin” videos on YouTube that also give younger generations the opportunity to know him. When it comes to comedy, there is no shortage of great performers, but his bold stance on nearly every topic, from religion to politics, set him apart from other funnymen of his era. His irreverent jokes and no-holds-barred attitude made him a fan favorite but also landed him in trouble with the law more than once. He got into comedy in 1960 when he started working with Jack Burns, who soon became his writing partner and best friend. They performed together for some years before Carlin went solo. From there, he became a comedy icon, which continued up until his death in 2008 at the age of 71.
A leading voice that influenced other comedians and an important figure in both the counterculture and mainstream culture, George Carlin was noted for his black comedy as well as his thoughts on politics, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians, one of the first in the 1960s to use profanity in his routines.
He didn’t just make people laugh. He made them think and sometimes reconsider their beliefs. He had an uncanny ability to cut through the clutter of everyday life, and for this, we want to honor this man with our favorite inspirational quotes from George Carlin. Some are funny, some are insightful, but they’re all packed with his typical brutal honesty.
#61
“I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.”
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#62
“There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.”
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#63
“People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.”
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#64

“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.”
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#65
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
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#66
“Would a fly without wings be called a walk?”
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#67
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.”
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#68
“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?”
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#69

“I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.”
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#70
“‘Bipartisan’ usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.”
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#71
“If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.”
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#72
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
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#73

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
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#74
“Just ‘cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean that the circus has left town.”
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#75
“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.”
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#76
“People are wonderful one at a time. Each one of them has an entire hologram of the universe somewhere within them.”
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#77

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
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#78
“I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend. I didn’t bother with him.”
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#79
“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
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#80
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”
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